The Ballard of Bar None


 

To The Tune of "The Ballard Of Jed Clampet

(Verse 1)

Let me tell ya about a friend named Sue

A poor Christian girl

But kept all her friends in tune

Then One day

Out of the blue

She told Bar None

To go g-et screwed

(Verse 2)

Well, the first thing you knew

Ol' Bar became aware

Kin Folks said

Bar, get away from there.

Fishin in the sea is

The place you otta be

So he loaded up his truck

And he moved

To Morro Bay

(Verse 3)

Well, the first thing you knew

Ol' Bar was livin there

Fishin in the sea

Makin a new life there

He packed up his troubles

And away he went

Never to see

Sue, upon trusty his ship

(Verse 4)

Let me tell ya about a friend named Sue

A poor Christian girl

But kept all her friends in tune

Then One day

Out of the blue

She, told Bar None

To go g-et screwed.

 

 

 


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