To The Tune of "The Ballard Of Jed Clampet
(Verse 1)
Let me tell ya about a friend named Sue
A poor Christian girl
But kept all her friends in tune
Then One day
Out of the blue
She told Bar None
To go g-et screwed
(Verse 2)
Well, the first thing you knew
Ol' Bar became aware
Kin Folks said
Bar, get away from there.
Fishin in the sea is
The place you otta be
So he loaded up his truck
And he moved
To Morro Bay
(Verse 3)
Well, the first thing you knew
Ol' Bar was livin there
Fishin in the sea
Makin a new life there
He packed up his troubles
And away he went
Never to see
Sue, upon trusty his ship
(Verse 4)
Let me tell ya about a friend named Sue
A poor Christian girl
But kept all her friends in tune
Then One day
Out of the blue
She, told Bar None
To go g-et screwed.
(Disclaimer Any Simularites With The Song And Real Life Is Purely a Fictional Simularity)