Ole Boudreaux's favorite pig one day showed up with a wooden leg.

Thibadeaux came over and asked why the wooden leg?

So Boudreaux starts out to explain.

Well me friend; it goes like dis.

First of all that pig of mine saved my life by pulling me out of the house when it was on fire last month.

Thib said "My Oh My! I sho didnt know dat!"

"Yeah and that pig caught my Ruby messing around with Arceneaux and drug me upstairs and me caughts dem in the act!"

"But Boo; you still aint told me why the pig has a wooden leg?"

Boo say: "And that pig saved the life of me dog; Phideaux too. When the house was blazing, he drug Phideaux outside after the poor dog breathed in too much smoke trying to save me!"

Thib says "Well that pig sho has been good to you, huh?"

Boo says "Yep and since that pig has been that good to me I couldnt see eating him all at one time!"