Top Ten Signs You're Addicted to the Internet

10.) You turn your computer volume off so if you don't hear a cheerful voice saying, "You have mail!" it's not because people don't love you.

9.) The song you're humming under your breath is actually the sound of your local host telephone number being dialed.

8.) You can't walk past a beach without the sound of the waves inadvertantly causing you to look around for the giant modem.

7.) You find yourself able to identify the dial tone as being in the key of A.

6.) You respond to jokes by saying, "LOL!" and politely disagree with people by beginning, "IMHO..."

5.) If asked where something is located, you always follow the answer with "dot com."

4.) When addressing a snail-mail envelope, you realize you've just written "http://555 Main Street".

3.) Every time you draw a smiley face, you draw it sideways.

2.) Instead of drumming your fingers on the table, you've begun typing into thin air.

1.) You take the time to compile a Top Ten web site!