Levon Lundy looked at his partner Joe La Fiamma in his deathbed. He couldn’t believe that he was about to lose his best friend.
His eyes were full of unshed tears, and as the heart monitor stopped beeping he desperately called to Joe.
"No, Man! Please! You can’t do this to me!"
beep...
beep..
"I’m..." Joe said, with the weakest, lowest but still handsomely attractive voice. "Sorry, Lundy. I’m just... not that strong."
beep... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.....
The monitor stopped beeping. A flat line filled the screen...
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The alarms went off. Code Blue!
Levon cried openly now.
"No, La Fiamma! No! Don’t die on me! You..." he sobbed. "You’re the best partner I ever had! "
And with that statement he couldn’t control his raw emotions and, throwing himself on his partner's inert body, gave Joe a desperate, passionate kiss. "I love you!" he said sobbing a little more.
Like Neo in the Matrix, Joe’s heart began beating again.
beep...
beep..
He opened his formerly manly blue eyes and regarding his best friend with love he said:
"I know."
They kissed one more time. Then, Levon threw himself to Joe in a passionate hug and cried more and more.
"Dry your tears!" said Joey. "I love you too."
Then they fell to the floor and made intense love for an hour and twenty-seven minutes.
After that, they sighed, cuddling together and gazing out the window at the stars. Life was beautiful. But suddenly, a door opened and a gasp brought them back to reality.
"Oh my God!" Said Joanne.
They looked at each other and, realizing what they had done, they screamed.
-Aaaaaghhh!
Then, unable to live with themselves, they shot each other.
Bang!
The police called it a crime of passion. The case became unforgettable and people started writing about it.
Levon and Joey’s memory would live on.
Thank God!
This is a parody,
please don't take it seriously!
No... Joe!
Levon!!!
I was kidding...!!!
Guys!
guys?
Don't shoot!
don't shoot!!!!!!
don't sh.....
sh...!
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RIP