Current members- News on the fur front!
Eric Filemyr [E20] reports: "I was trying to find a place to sell Ewok furs and many people at Ord Mantell seemed interested. Also a few people at the Cloud City asked for some."
News from the Head Exterminator 3/10/97-I have received this. For those of you who do not mind crossovers:
The Glorious 5th klingon battle group (just in from a galaxy spanning campaign of hunting down and exterminating Tribbles from all of known space) pledges it support in this glorious cause.
Kaleth The Invincable
News from the Head Exterminator 4/6/97-We have hit 50 exterminators!
We also seem to be popular with clans-
"As leader of the cartel Rula'tian, I pledge our undying support to
"SEE", and the extermination of all Ewoks.
We have at our dispossal:
News from the Head Exterminator 4/30/97- I have received this, but I want input from my loyal members on how to respond. Tell me what you think.
"I am Captain Petrus Kairus Mortis (callsign StoneRaven), leader of the
Grey Panther Legion Independent Strike Force. I work for neither Empire
or Republic on a permenant basis, and sometimes accept contracts for
bounties such as this for your small fuzzy creatures. I find the idea of
the moon of Endor's destruction distasteful, for I had some plans for it
in the near future. But the extermination or enslavement of the small,
annoyingly cute bear creatures is not objectionable in the least.
I would like to know more about your contract. My plans include a
scouting sweep of the moon, and then a precise orbital bombardment of
turbolaser and concusion missile fire placed to drive survivors into an
ambush of well over fifty of my troops. We are quite well equipped with
modified A-Wings, X-Wings, Assault Shuttles, and Corellian Corvettes,
and our asking price would be quite generous, all things considered. If
you wish, we can use stun weapons to capture them, but I feel it would
be far more tasteful to simply devour them, using the recipies found on
your delightful web page... "
I saw RotJ:SE last week. I want to know what you all thought of the new Ewok song. Personally, I would rather have the new shots of Coruscant, Mos Eisley and Bespin partying than the old fuzzy menace. Comments welcome.
News from the Head Exterminator 5/27-Wow! our very first award!
I feel so eccentric....