Agent Scully introduces ScullyWear(tm)

"Hello. My name is Dana Scully. I have worked in the Federal Bureau of Investigation for many years now, and during this period I ran across a problem. Time after time while on a case, I would notice that while I was busy chasing aliens, my makeup was quickly fading away. And with my new-found status as sex symbol, this simply would not do."

"That was when I decided to start my own line of cosmetics. I did this by first timing how long my usual brand would last before fading away, and then I formulated my own secret long-lasting ingredient at the FBI forensics lab. This ingredient makes all my ScullyWear products last 10 times longer then any other brand. So go ahead, chase monsters all night, your makeup will stay on the case as long as you do!"

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