"Here we are," Mulder announced, as he pulled up to Madame Sadie's house and turned the ignition off.
Madame Sadie's house was fairly ordinary looking, except for the sign with painted stars all over it that read: "Madame Sadie - Psychic to the stars". There were photographs of Sadie with local celebrities all over it, and as Scully got out and took a closer look, she noticed that Madame Sadie had stuck her head on top of someone else's body in a lot of the photos, which reminded Scully of some websites with supposed nudie pictures of her alter ego...
"Hi!" Madame Sadie announced from the door.
Scully had been expecting a Romanian with black hair and beads, not a blonde in jeans and a t-shirt.
"You must be Agents Mulder and Scully!" Madam Sadie said, shaking their hands.
"So is it true that you do seances?" Mulder asked.
"Yes, yes - come on in," she replied, leading them through her house into the "Spirit room" - a small room with a table in the middle of it, with nothing but a few candles on the filing cabinets to tell them that this was a room to channel the dead. "Just sit down," she said, motioning them to sit on the plastic lawn chairs that had been unfolded around the table, as she began lighting the candles.
As they sat down, Scully noticed a bowl of blue ooze on the table. "What's that?" she asked.
"That's the plasma of the spirits - don't touch that!!!" Mulder hastily removed his finger which he had dipped in the so-called plasma.
"They look like sweet potatoes in Kool-Aid," Scully said under her breath to Mulder.
"OW! Dammit!" Sadie yelped, burning her finger on the match and running off to the kitchen to put it under cold water.

"Okay," Sadie said cheerfully after she had returned, "Now if you'll just sign these papers..." she put some contracts in legalese down in front of Scully.
"If a person or persons should die or be maimed by a spirit, I hearby declare that Madame Sadie cannot be held accountable," Scully read aloud.
"Oh, I just have to slip that in there to cover myself," Madame Sadie explained, "It rarely ever happens, but nowadays a spirit could spill coffee on someone and I could stand to lose my business."
Scully raised her eyebrow and silently signed the papers.
"Thanks," Sadie said, taking the papers and putting them in a candle-adorned filing cabinet. "Now we can begin," she said, sitting down. "First we must all join hands," she paused, as Scully and Mulder took hers and each other's hands. "Spirits, hear our plea. Send to us, for just a few moments, THE SPIRIT OF - " Sadie looked over at Mulder.
"Jackie Onassis," he said.
"JACKIE ONASSIS!" Sadie boomed.