Bill Gates of Borg   "DOS is irrelevant.  Resistance98 is not implimented.  Assimilation95 will be installed."
Yoda of Borg:  "Judge me by my size do you?  Size is irrelevant.  Resistance is futile. Assimilated will you
                         be human?  Hmm?
I am ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but wait there's more
The Swedish Chef has been assimilated. Borg, borg borg.
I am Bart of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
I am Victor of Borg. You will be assimilated - But first a piano
                                 concert.
I am Jordan of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.
I am Jordan of Borg. Baseball Sucks!
Geraldo of Borg: Next, Brothers who assimilate sisters.
I am Perot of Borg. My non-candidacy is irrelevant.
I am George Carlin of Borg. The seven words you can never say on TV are
                                            assimilate, assimilate,...
"I am Jesse Jackson of Borg. Resistance is moot."
"I am Perot of Borg. Resistance is like trying to maintain your crops when you've got a
                                swarm of locusts coming at you and flooding like we had in Iowa this year.
                                There is just no  way a farmer can stand against such great odds. That's
                                 the same way it'll be for you."
"I am Bush of Borg. You will be assimilated into a kinder, gentler Borg."
"I am a salesman of Borg. You will buy Amway."
"I am Al Gore of Borg. You will be environated."
"I am Bill Clinton of Borg. You will be taximilated."
"I am Bill Clinton of Borg:  I DID NOT assimilate Monica Lewinsky!"
"I am Bill Clinton of Borg:  I apologize for my assimilations."
"Hi-ho! This is Kermit of Borg!"
"I am Homer of Borg. You will be OH Dounuts!"
"I am Deter of Borgs. Now is the time on Sprockets when we assimilate"
"I am Miss Nancy of Borg. Do Bee assimilated."
"I am Heisenborg. You will probably be assimilated."
"I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated."
"I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepawe to be aswimiwated."
"I am Porky of Borg. You will be as-s-sim, as-s-sim, oh forget it".
"I am Hugh of Borg. We want to assimilate Troi. Geordi is our friend. He can watch."
"Yoda of Borg am I. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, I will."
"I am Sajak of Borg. R_sist_nc_ is futil_."
"I am Trebek of Borg. For $200, it starts with "R" and is futile."
"I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun."
"I am Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg."
"I am Barney of Borg: Sesame Street will be assimilated!"
"I am Barney Borg: You will be assimilated because I love you!"
"I am Barnum of Borg: There's one assimilated every minute."
"I am Ben of Borg:  I sense something... something irrelevant.."
"I am Berman of Borg... Plots are irrelevant.."
"I am Bones of Borg: He's assimilated, Jim."
"I am Buffalo Bob of Borg.  What time is it?  Assimilation time"
We are Daleks of Borg, ASSIMILATE! AS-SIM-IL-ATE!
"I am Kirk of Borg, I...WILL......assimilate....YOU"
"I am Pentium of Borg. Prepare to be approximated."
"Daffy Duck of Borg "Yooouuuuuuuuuuu'rrrrrre Irrelivant!"
"Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant."
"Assimilate me tender" - Elvis of Borg.
"We all sleep in a single subroutine". --The Borgtles, minus 2 of 4
"Elmer Fudd of Borg: Hunting wabbits is iwwelevant".
"I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year."
"I am Kojak of Borg: Who assimilates you, baby?"
"I am Mr. Rogers of Borg, can you say assimilate?"
"I am Alf of Borg:  Your cats will be assimilated."
"I am Missionary of Borg: You will be assimilated and converted"
"I am AckbarBorg: We can't repel Assimilation of that magnitude"
"I am Agassi of Borg:  Before I assimilate you, is my hair okay"
"I am Alfred E. Neuman, of Borg.  What, me assimilate?"
"I am Asimov of Borg: The Three Laws of Assimilation..."
"I am Aussie of Borg: I have come to assimilate your lager!"
"I am Avon of Borg: I don't trust anyone I haven't assimilated."
" I am Marvin of Borg: Don't talk to us about irrelevnt life..
  and this is my other brother Darrell of Borg, and..."
"I am the Avon Lady of Borg:  Mary Kay will be assimilated!"
"I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, dahling."
Yoda of Borg.  Assimilated you will be, hmmm?
Yosemite Sam of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, ya varmint!
Wesley of Borg, can I assimilate the ship please?
Vader of Borg:   *I* am your assimilator Luke...
We are Echosia of Borg. . . you have been assimilated.
We assimilate things.  Things to make us go...-Borgled
Troi of Borg. Your Chocolate will be assimilated.
Tweety of Borg.  I tawt I attimilated a Puddy Tat!
Tweety of Borg: You wiww be assimewated!
Uhura of Borg:  Assimalation frequencies open, sir.
Tigger of Borg: A Tigger can assimilate anything.
Tim Taylor of Borg. Assimulation gives you more power!
The Bizzaro Borg - Me do it your way! My way unrelevant!
Terminator of Borg.  Hasta Lassimilation, Baby!
Tarzan of Borg: Me assimilate. You assimilated.
Tax increases are irrelevent: Clinton of Borg.
Skywalker of Borg. So, Ben, what do I do now ?
Smiley Face of Borg. Nice days are irrelevant.
Smokey Bear of Borg: Only YOU can prevent resistance!
Ronald Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be...uh, I don't recall
Roo of Borg: Can I be assimilated too?  Please!? Please!?
S. Holmes of Borg: Elementary my dear assimilated Watson
Scooby of Borg. Reware roo re arimolated, Raggy.
RoadRunner of Borg. Prepare to beep-beep assimilated.
Robin Hood Borg: Assimilate rich, poor are irrelevant...
Robin Hood of Borg:  I would assimilate for you...
Robin of Borg:  Holy Futility, Batman! We're Assimilated!
Richard Simmons of Borg: You will be assim-i-lated. Move!
Rambo of Borg:  Yo! Assimilate this!
Ray Charles of Borg: The "right one" is irrelevant, baby!
Pink Floyd of Borg:  We don't need no assimilation!
Pooh of Borg: I think I'll assimilate a little something
Opie of Borg.  Can I assimilate 'em, Pa?
Obi Wan of Borg. Killing me is futile.
Q of Borg. I'm bored...
Mae West of Borg. Why don't you come up and assimilate me.
Lancelot of Borg: Resistence is Feudal.
Lennon of Borg.  Imagine there's no assimilation ...
Letterman of Borg:Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile
Liberace of Borg: I wish my brother 3 of 5 was here.
I am Smorgasborg.   Starving is futile.
I am Smorgasborg.   Your food will be assimilated.
I am T of Borg. I pity the fool dat resist me!
I am Mommy of Borg.  You will be assimilated BECAUSE I SAID SO!
I am 3PO of Borg. And it's all your fault, R2!
I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell are you?
I am Chevy Chase of Borg, and you're not!
Flatulance of Borg. Prepare to be asphyxiated.
Flintstone Borg. You will be assimilated Yabba dabba doo!
Flintstone of Borg. YABBA-DABBAssimilate DOO!
Flintstone of Borg. You will be yabbadabbasimilated
Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwating a wabbit!
George Bush of Borg..READ MY LIPS - NO NEW ASSIMILATIONS!
Gilligan of Borg.  Escape from the island is futile.
Ferengi Borg: We will assimilate your Clothed Females
E.T. of Borg.  Phoning home is irrelevant.
Earl Schieb of Borg. I'll assimilate any car for $79.95!
Ed McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimlated.
Queen Victoria of  Borg: We are not amused by that assimulation
Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead. . . resist us. . .
Dirty Harry of Borg:  Go ahead, make my stardate...
Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile, woo woo woo
Cyrus of Borg. Your acky breaky heart is irrelevant.
Daffy Duck of Borg. Resistance is dithpicable!
Daffy of Borg -- What do you mean =we= will?
Clampett of Borg:  We will assimilate Grannies vittles.
Bugs Bunny of Borg...what's up, Collective?
Borg Cable Co....the subscribers wishes are irrelevant.
Borg Moderator - Your topic is irrelevant.
Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant.
Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is COOL, heheh heheheh
Beldar of Borg:  We will assimilate mass quantities .
Bill D. Catt of Borg:  You will be Ack! Thbbpt! imilated!
Bogart of Borg. You will be ashimilated, shweetheart
Butthead of Borg: ShutUP Beavis or I'll assimilate you.
Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimiated..if...that's...
Barney Borg: Today we learned that resistance is useless.
Bart of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
Bart of Borg. Eating is irrelevant. Shorts are irrelevant.
Elvis of Borg: "Steppin' on my blue suede shoes is futile, honey!  Uh-huh-huh!
                       Thankyouverymuch!"
Quayle of Borg: "Resistance is futile, well, not ACTUALLY futile, but, well, it's
                           pretty pointless doing it 'cause it won't get you anywhere.  You will be
                           assimilatede"
Butthead of borg:  "We have to, like, assimilate the Universe...  ...or something"
Beavis of Borg:  "Uh-huh!  You said 'Ass'...  ...Cool!"
Pink Floyd of Borg"  "We don't need no assimilations".
Pink Floyd of Borg ...... Dark side of assimilation

Thanks to RHORT  and the denizens of the Nexus chat room for helping me with these.  ;)