Kirk:   What is that ensign's name, Bones? He reminds me of a horse.
Bones:  He's Ed, Jim.

Kirk:   Bones, what's happened to Ensign Hunger?
Bones:  He's fed Jim.

Kirk:  What club is the patient vactioning with, Bones?
McCoy: He's Med, Jim.

Spock: Jim! McCoy is lying on the floor not breathing after being hit by a laser! What's wrong with him?
Kirk:  He's bones, Spock.

Kirk:  Where's Spock? Last I heard, he was getting really sick of these jokes!
Bones: He's fled, Jim.

Kirk:  What's my cat doing on the couch?
McCoy: He's shed, Jim.

Kirk:  Bones! Its Ensign Paper! Is he ...
McCoy: Yes, he's shred, Jim.

Kirk:  Bones, what about Ensign Toboggan?
Bones: He's sled, Jim.

Kirk:  Bones, what about Ensign Yeast?
Bones: He's bread, Jim.

Kirk:  Who's that one at the end of the list?
McCoy: He's Zed, Jim.

Kirk:  So what happened to Jimmy Page, Bones?
McCoy: He's Led, Jim.

Kirk:  Bones, is he from the FBI?
McCoy: He's Fed, Jim.

Kirk:  Bones, that man just ran by at warp speed!
McCoy: He sped, Jim.

Kirk:  Bones, who's that new crew member who calls himself Clampett?
McCoy: He's Jed, Jim.

KIrk:  Bones, what about ensign Pb?
Bones: He's Lead, Jim.

Kirk: Where's ensign Flintstone?
McCoy: He's Fred, Jim.

Kirk: What happened to ensign Pillsbury?
McCoy: He's Bread, Jim.

Kirk: Oh my god, it's ensign Marx!
McCoy: That's right, He's red Jim.

Kirk:  Bones, that feels wonderful!
McCoy: It's head Jim.