Borg Speadsheet:  Locutus 1-2-3

"Explain what? WE never said that!" VOYAGER writers' t-shirt

"Sir, I must protest, I am NOT a Merry man!"  - Worf

"Tell me Data. Are you fully functional?" - Tasha

"This man's dying!" "Damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not...oh."

# of Vulcans needed to replace a bulb? Precisely 1.000000

#1 Hit on the Borg Top 40: Borg in the USA

(BorgDOS 1.0) [A:\] Assimilate another? (y/n)

* <-Tribble   . <- TRIBBLE.ZIP

.                                     <-- Cloaked Tagline

...cheesborger, cheeseborger, Coke.  Pepsi is irrelevant.

2 Betazoids walk into a bar.One says "I'll have the same"

24th Centry Political correctness... We are Borg.

 Did someone fire a phaser in here?

A phaser on STUN is like kissing your sister.

A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.

A victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes

After much thought Picard assumes the bowling ball phase.
 
All right, set phasers to deep fat fry!

And that's Worf Madam, not Woof!

And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh...

Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?

ASSIMILATION PARTY! I'll bring the Borgers & Lowenborg!

Aw hell, just once I'd like to see Picard KILL the alien!

Away Team?  Me?  No Way.  Guys get killed doin' that!

Back up the shuttle, I think I hit a tribble back there!

Bass-O-Matic-O-Borg. You shall be sliced and diced.

Beam me a board, Scotty! - A 2x4, Sir?

Beam me aboard, Mr. Scott.     Oak or plywood, sir?

Bones, I'm a captain, not a doctor. -Kirk

Borg-again Christian.  Resistance to my sermon is futile.

Borg?  Where?  I don't see%#*(@#&%NO CARRIER

BorgLaw: Prepare to be litigated. Your case is irrelevant

Boy, Data, you look great in a push-up bra! - Riker

Broke down in space? Call Scotty's Roving Repair Service!

Byte me - Data

C:\>erase c:\reality.sys  copy a:\trek\*.* c:

Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Pacer?

Capt'n! The modem canna keep up this speed much longer!

Capt...Thank God Beverly was able to pull off a Wesley!!

Captain!  Moderator decloa÷2:¬ÖbËø NO CARRIER

Captain!  Moderator off starboard!

Captain!  Swollen glands off the starboard bow! - Worf

Captain!  The tricorder isn't listening to me! - Worf

Captain, a Klingon does NOT play Tetris! - Worf

Captain, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage

Captain, please! Not in front of the Klingons.

Captain, the UART's cannot handle this speed!

Captain, why do our phasers look like dust busters?

CAUTION..We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical.

Cloak captioned for the Romulan impaired.

Coming soon, Worf meets Bill D. Cat!

Computer, microwave decks 5-10 until piping hot.  BEEP!

Confused? Call Counselor Troi, 1-900-NCC-1701, $1.95/min.

Coordinates?!?!  I don't *care* what gets hit -- FIRE!!

Dammit Jim! -- I'm a SysOp, not a bricklayer!

Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a detective!

Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a navigator!

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer.

Dammit Jim...I'm a doctor not a moderator!

Dammit Spock, You're just an ugly human!

Dammit Wesley, get your feet off the console!

Damn the documentation. Full speed ahead!

Damnit Jim! I'm a doctor, not an actor!

Data becomes violently ill with a computer virus.

DATA COMPRESSION: What you get when you squish an android

Data convinces the Coke machine that Pepsi is better.

Data enjoys a lot of confusion, Jean-Luc. - Deanna

Data- "It IS the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Captain!"

Data: "Pardon me, but that's MY hard drive."

Descartes of Borg. Prepare to be.

Descartes of Borg: I assimilate, therefore I am.

Destroy the Borg?  Let's give them Windows!

Docking starships involves BERTH CONTROL!

Does Commander Data have an over-byte?

Does the E's Computer have enough RAM to run Windows?

Does the Enterprise printer use a Queue Continuum?

Does the Enterprise use DOS v 2356.0?

Don't blame me. *I* voted Klingon!

Don't mince words, Bones. What do you REALLY think? -Kirk

DOSdate 6.0: Today the hard drive reformatted itself.

E-mailing frequencies are open, Captain.

Energize... Hey! Where'd that bunny come from?

Ensign Crusher, please report to airlock three...

Ensign Dracula?  He's undead Jim.

Ensign Pillsbury?  He's BREAD, Jim!

Ensign Walnut approaches Dr. Crusher with caution.

Everybody remember where we parked. - Kirk

Excited, Spock opens a box full of pointy ear tips.

Excuse me but what does God need with a tagline?

Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here? - Odo

Fascinating said Spock, watching Kirk's lousy acting.

Fascinating.  Spock figures out the Energizer Bunny.

Fate protects fools, children, and ships named Enterprise

FBI - Federation of Borg Immolators

Ferengi:  Little used-car salesmen of the galaxy

Guinan's Secret Power : her hat is a solar panel.

Hamlet, prince of Borg! Prepare to be... or not to be...

Hat?  What hat?  That's a helipad for munchkins. - Guinan

He is holding a magnet.  Everyone back up.  -- Data

He's ALIVE, Jim.  Where did I go wrong?

He's dead Jim!-I'll get his tricorder you grab his wallet

He's dead Jim, Spock took his tricorder, I got his wallet

He's DEAD, Jim! Go to Sick Bay and get the Maggot Master!

He's DEAD, Jim, but as if alive...

He's DEAD, Jim.  Get his ears. - Spock

He's dead, Jim.  Kick him if you don't believe me.

He's DEAD, Jim.  Tell the Klingons that dinner is served.

He's either dead or just very sleepy.

He's not exactly operating on all thrusters.

Hey Worf!  I hooked Data up to a modem.  Wanna see?

Holodeck Computer....End Clinton Administration Program!

How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"?

I am not... easy to get along with. - Worf

I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause.

I have something BETTER than chocolate - Riker

I just ate WHAT??? - Dax holding a box of metaldehyde.

I survived torture.  I'm ready to date Lwuxana. - Picard

I wish I was a Klingon.  I want a lumpy head.

I wonder what an assimilated Ferrengi would look like

I'll bet Vulcans find taglines illogical.

I'm BETAzoid.  See?  Here's the tape...

I'm from Iowa ... I just work in outer space.

I'm not a Vulcan, but I play one on TV -Leonard Nimoy

I'm not Bajoran.  Sisko punched me in the nose.  - Kira

I'm not the one that misplaced the Deltivid asteroid belt

If 'Q' were castrated would he become ... 'O' ?

If you prick me, do I not... leak? - Data

Inform Star Fleet we have engaged the Borg.Wedding on Sat

It's a Lawyer, Spock - set phasers to Maim and Mutilate!

It's a Singer, Captain Picard.      Make it sew.

It's an ancient Klingon ritual for courage.  Trust me.

It's logic Jim, but not as we know it!

Jean-Luc Picard and Mister Clean:  Separated at birth?

Jello Gelatin Squares anyone? - ODO

Jim watches in amazement as Spock's ears sprout broccoli.

Join the Group Mind - become a Borg.

Keptain! Incoming Tagline, sir...

Kirk to Enterprise, Kirk to Enterprise! Damn! It's busy!

Klingon Prime Directive: Shoot it!

Klingon tagline: Strike any user when ready.

Klingons - the Bikers of the Universe.......

Klingons do not allow themselves to be. . . assimilated.

Klingons who have no honor...on the next Ophrah.

KPLA: All Klingon opera, all the time.
 
Liberals! Looks like we'll have to blast our way out!

Life ain't easy for a Borg named Hugh.

Locutus of Borg.  Do you have any Grey Poupon?

Locutus to Pontiac-Excitement is Irrelevant

Look Sulu-A planet with cute little fury creatures..FIRE!

Lore to Data: Father always liked you best!

Make it a spinoff Number One - Capt. Picard

Make it so.

May your 1040 be audited by a ferengi

McBorger's:  Over 1 billion assimilated!

MCI = Masterferengi Communications Inc

Me and You and a Borg named Hugh

Mind your own business, Spock.

Moe of Borg. Shaddap 'n get assimilatin', knuckleheads!

Mr. Worf!  Eating Christmas Cookies, on my bridge?

Mr. Worf, fire at will. *>BZZZT<*  Hey, where'd Riker go?

Mr. Worf, fire.

Mr. Worf, scan that ship!         Aye, Captain. 300dpi?

Mr.Worf! The Prime Directive totally forbids Ferengi Stew

Mumbling to himself, Picard figures out the cheese grater

My other starship seperates into THREE sections!

My other tagline is a Galaxy Class Starship .

My ship just came in.  It was the Kobyashi Maru.

New from HP: the DisruptorJet Printer!

No bathroom? Just boldly go where no man has gone before!

Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen.

Odo Burger: It's a burger!  It's a shake!  It's fries!

ODO-DOS 1.0: It shapes itself to fit your software.

Once again, Odo wins the Twister championship.

Only fools have no fear! -Worf

Overcome by jealousy, Data dismembers the Energizer Bunny

Phasers locked, captain.......Heheheh FIRE..FIRE..FIRE!!

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!

Picard Burger: no sesame seeds on the bun.

Q-Tip:  When a really powerful alien gives you advice.

QVC...home shopping channel or another of Q's sick tests?

Real Klingons don't set for STUN.

Resistance is futile.  Your taglines will be assimilated.

Riker's trombone backfires, creating a new universe.

Romulan Bell: Make a run for the Neutral Zone!

Scott me up Beamie!

Scotty!!  I need 5th gear!!  NOW!!

Scotty, beam me up another .qwk packet.

Scotty, I've fallen, and I can't beam up!

Security To The Bridge... Data Being Formatted

SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. Press any key to confirm.

Set phasers on tease.

Sir! Romulan Warbird decloa÷2:¬ÖbËø   NO CARRIER

Sir, I protest!  I am NOT a merry man!

Sorry..Currently Experiencing TREKnical Difficulties...

Space, the final frontier... 0 bytes free

Spice up your love life....kiss a Klingon today!

Spock at Xmas: A pencil sharpener for my ears! Thanx, Jim

SPOCK HELP!!  I've Beamed Down and I can't get up.

Spock! I thought you were DEAD!!      I rebooted Captain.

Spock: Blood is thicker than water, and much greener.

Star Trek is On !!!! -- Operator Halted!

Star Trek VII: JTK - directed by Oliver Stone!
 

Star Trek VIII:  The Wrath of Moderator.

Star Trek XVII - The Search for Shatner's Teeth

Stimpy of Borg. Happiness is futile. Joy is irrelevant.

Strangely, Data finds himself relating to HEAVY METAL.

Subspace - The next best thing to beaming there.

Tagline for sale:  Only 2 bars gold pressed latinum!

Tennis is irrelevant. - Bjorn Borg

Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.

Thank you for pushing the self destruct button.

That's an ill Hedgehog, Captain

The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser!

The Borg assimilated & all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

The Borg Ship - " It's Hip To Be Square"

The Borg- We need 1500 lg pizzas. All will be assimilated

The dilithium UARTs won't take this baud rate much longer

The Do-It-Yourself Borg kit.  Assimilation required.

TheBorgAreBackAn'There'sGonnaBeTroubleHeyNaHeyNa...
There's no intelligent life here Scotty -- Beam me up

Thinking quickly Spock opens a can of peas with his ears.

This looks like a job for dadadaDAH Wesley!

This phenomenon is JUST like the one we just saw! -Data

To "BAUD"ly go where no man has gone before.....

To baldly go where no one has gone before : Picard

Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym.

Upon seeing Deanna shopping, Riker extends his wallet.

We have phasers.  I vote we blast 'em!

We replaced the Enterprise's dilithium crystals w/Folgers Crystals AND we replaced
 THEIR coffee with dilithium crystals

Wesley to Picard: Captain, can I drive? Pretty please??

Wesley's temper tantrum: "I want a new universe for Xmas"

What were you this time? The wine bottle? - Quark to Odo

What's up, Doc? - Ensign Bugs to Crusher

While drunk, O'Brien builds a leprechaun transporter.

Why was Worf stuck to the ceiling? Static Klingon!

Worf Burger:  You'll get it our way, and LIKE IT!

Worf hides for days knowing his bumps have gone flat.

Worf! Why are Data's parts in a box labeled "April Fool"?

Worf, SCREW the Prime Directive. Give the Borg Windows!

Worf: "Shields failing!" Picard: "Give 'em more homework"

Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated.

You Klingon son, you killed my bastard!  Got that wrong.

You saved us all. Don't you remember? - Kirk

Your suffering will be found, Jim. - Spock

"Very good, Worf... Eat any good books lately?" - Q

Arachnophobic Tholians ... on the next Uhura show.

No viruses detected. Must be a pair of Nanites.

Starfleet Academy has a drama department???

Quark Express - A Ferengi Drawing program.

"Get unstuck, and continue the briefing." - Picard
 

Klingon philosophy - Do unto others (period!)

Scotty!  Three to beam u÷2:¬ÖbËø NO CARRIER

...Does anyone want to see setting 2 ?? - Guinan

"A VERY small joke, ensign..." - Spock

Can Odo carry a tune in a bucket?

"I believe my response would be, 'Go To Hell'." -Spock

All the Borg left were these self-sealing stembolts.

Blonde Borgs have the same fun.
 

Qqq Q Qqq qqqQqqq : Continuum family portrait

Very funny Scottie...  now beam down my pants.

Kirk: I'm -- too sexy. Period. I'm -- too sex-y. Period.

I! Finally! Figured! Out! How! To! Punctuate! Kirk's! Sentences!

Capt'n! The spellchecker kinna take this abuse!
 
Miracle Ear: A Ferengi sex toy.
 
Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek.
 
"Beam me aboard, Scotty." "Sure. Will a 2x10 do?"
 
Confused? Call Counselor Troi 1-900-NCC-1701: $1.95/minute
 
Even in this corner of the galaxy, Captain, 2+2=4 ... Spock
 
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
 
He's dim, Jed
 
He's not dead, Jim, he's just metabolically challenged.
 
To boldly go and watch Star Trek re-runs.
 
OK Scotty, detonate and energize NOW! No, wait, I mean.......
 
Vulcans have less fun.
 
Plasma is another matter.
 
Real men don't set for stun.
 
"I understand your concerns. Request denied." - Data
 
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
 
How do I set my LaserPrinter to "Stun"?!
 
"Ah, an open mind. The essense of intelect." - Garek

Ensign Crusher, check that leaky warp core please.
 
"I promise Wesley exquisite pain." -- Lore
 
Never let your willpower get the best of you.
 
Crusher: Worf, have you seen Wesley? Worf: No, I haven't.
 

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