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Some things to laugh about

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger, neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France.

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

Quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from New Guinea nor is it a pig.

Why writers write but grocers don't groce ??

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth is beeth ??

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends and not one amend, that you comb through annals of history but not a single annal ??

You have a bunch of odds and ends and ends get rid of all but one of them.

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught ??

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat ??

If you wrote a letter, perhaps you bote your tongue.

In what other language do people recite a play and play a recital ??

Send shipments by car and send cargo by ship ??

Have noses that run and feet that smells ??

Park in a driveway and drive on a parkway ??

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same thing , while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites ??

How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite alot and quite a few are alike ??

How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another ??

And why when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it.

Heehee, hope you all enjoyed !!!

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