Pictures
I may be showing my age with this set up here, but play along, okay?
Remember that show "Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom"? Well,
pretend I'm Marlin Perkins as you read my little set up.
 
 
The rare and elusive CaveDweller has rarely been seen by the naked eye,
until now. The CaveDweller is a homely creature. Some (well mostly the
CaveDweller himself) have went so far as to say that it's downright ugly.
Its natural habitat is anywhere in which music is played or taught, such
the Music Department at Vincennes University, where these rare pictures
were shot. Since Jim was on assignment, trapping wild boa constrictors in
the wilds of Africa, these rare pictures of the CaveDweller was shot by our
own Diane Pruitt who was lucky enough to get close to the wild beast. The
CaveDweller is also a territorial animal. Notice how it was able to capture a
guitar as its own. Also notice how it protects the guitar, much like a mother bear
protects its young or much like the way Mutual of Omaha Insurance protects you.....
 
Um, sorry! I got a little TOO into my character there!
 
Anyway, the mystery has been solved! Here are some actual pictures of me.
If viewing this causes any permanent damage, don't say I didn't warn you!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
 
Again, HUGE thank yous to Diane Pruitt for taking and scanning these for me!
I may add more later, so if you're really into pain, check back soon!
 
 
 
 
The above picture was taken out side my friend Dave Parman's office.
He's the head of the Music Department at VU and he's the one that
used to play in John Mellencamp's band.
 
 
 
 
 
 
This picture was taken outside of the Band Room at VU.
 
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