The End of an Era
Like all of the other hardcore
Mystery Science Theater 3000 fans
in the cyber world, I am deeply
saddened by the news of the end
of the show. Or, as the VERY
great Joel Hodgson would say, "I feel
kinda empty inside." This is
truly a sad moment in the history of
television. This is truly,
the end of an era.
To me, MST3K was something
special. I first found it in 1992.
I was a senior in high school
at the time. When I first saw it (I
can't remember my first episode),
it made me laugh harder then
I had ever laughed in my whole
life. From that moment on, it was
my favorite show. No matter
how depressed I was about things,
no matter how dark and dreary
my life was at any given time,
MST3K always made me laugh
and cheered me up.
So now, as a final tribute
to my all-time, #1 favorite show ever on
TV, here is a brief history
of the show!
KTMA
MST3K was started in a small
UHF television station in
Minneapolis, Minnesota, KTMA.
Jim Mallon and Kevin Murphy
had a desire to start a new
TV show. Something different then
a typical TV show. At the same
time, a young comedian from
Minneapolis named Joel Hodgson
had returned home from trying
to make it big. Jim and Kevin
asked Joel about their plans to start a new
show and thus, Mystery Science
Theater 3000 was born! To say the
show was low budget is an understatement.
Joel literally made $50 a week
on the show and Trace Beaulieu
and Josh Weinstien only made $25 each.
The movie jokes back then were
improvised on the spot. Obviously,
the KTMA episodes aren't nearly
as good as the episodes they later
did, but there's a very homemade
feel to them. Some of my favorites
from the KTMA season are, "Phase
IV", "SST Death Flight" and
"Legend of the Dinosaur".
Season 1
MST3K was soon picked up by
Comedy Central. Jim Mallon has
been quoted as saying the 1st
Comedy Central season was, "a work
in progress" and, in some ways,
he's right. But, the writers of the show
were honing their skills nicely.
They riffed on such sci-fi "classics" as
"The Crawling Eye", "Robot
Monster" and "The Crawling Hand". Also,
throughout most of the first
season, Joel and the bots were subjected to
"Commando Cody and the Radar
Men on the Moon" as shorts. At
the end of the first season,
Josh Weinstien, who played Dr. Larry Erhardt
and was the voice of Tom Servo,
left the show.
Season 2
After the first season, the
future of MST3K was uncertain. But, mostly
mostly because of MST3K's already
loyal following, Comedy Central
agreed to another season. During
this time, they added Frank Connif
to the cast as Dr. Forrester's
second, TV's Frank. And Kevin Murphy
moved into the role of Tom
Servo. Many (including myself) feel that
the second season was when
MST3K moved into it's "Golden Era".
As for the movies, MST3K moved
away from just the sci-fi "classics"
and branched out. They did
two bikers movies ("The Sidehackers"
and "The Hellcats"), a rebel
movie ("The Wild Rebels") and two
Godzilla movies ("Godzilla
Vs. the Sea Monster" and "Godzilla Vs.
Megalon")! The folks at MST3K
were really hitting their stride!
Season 3
Season three stared in 1992.
This was the same time I found the show.
Season three is considered
by many to one of the best seasons of the show.
They sure started off with
a bang with such classic episodes as "The
Cave Dwellers" and "Pod People".
These two episodes are considered
by many (including myself)
as two of the best episodes of MST3K!
Also, they secured the rights
to a whole bunch of Japanese films that
were brought to America by
Sandy Frank. These films were fan favorites
from the KTMA season. The most
memorable of these Japanese films
were the five "Gamera" movies
they did. Another personal favorite
of the Japanese Sandy Frank
films is one called "Time of the Apes".
I'm not sure, but I think "Time
of the Apes" was the first episode
of MST3K I ever saw. I've always
been a fan of "Planet of the Apes"
and to see a guy and two robots
make fun of a Japanese rip off was
hilarious! Another personal
favorite from season three is MST3K's
first Christmas episode in
which they watch a movie called "Santa Claus
Conquers the Martians". There
are so many memorable moments in
season three. It would take
me forever to list them all.
Season 4
Season 4 started off a lot
like season 3. The first episode of this season
was, in some ways, almost controversial.
They did a movie called "Space
Travelers" which was actually
an edited version of a more famous movie
called "Marooned". "Marooned"
even stars the legendary Gregory Peck
and it even won an Oscar for
special effects. Needless to say, some people
weren't too happy to see a
guy and two puppets making fun of this movie,
but it's a classic episode.
Also in season 4, we were introduced to a series
of "Hercules" movies and such
other "classics" as "Monster A Go-Go",
"Teenagers from Outer Space",
"Attack of the Eye Creatures", and
the Ed Wood "classic" "Bride
of the Monster". But, it was to be the last
episode of this season that
will forever live in infamous, "'Manos'- the
Hands of Fate". Since "Manos",
they've done movies that are almost as
bad, but at the time, "Manos"
was the worst of the worst! It also introduced
us to one of the all-time most
memorable MST characters, Torgo!
Season 5
Coming off two of the most
wonderfully hilarious seasons of the show, Joel
Hodgson decided it was time
for a change in his life. Having never been
comfortable in front
of the camera, he felt it was time to move on. He agreed
to do half of season 5 though.
During his last 12 episodes, Joel and the bots riffed
on movies like, "Warrior of
the Lost World", "The Painted Hills", "Eegah!" and one
of my personal, unexpected
favorites, "The Girl in Lover's Lane". Then came
"Mitchell"! "Mitchell" was
Joel's last episode. And he sure went out with a
bang. "Michell" stars Joe Don
Baker as a beer-drinkin', porn-lovin', slobbish
cop (must have been a stretch
for Mr. Baker!) Joe Don was later quoted as
saying that if he ever found
the people that made fun of "Mitchel", he would,
"kick there asses!" Who'd have
thought Joe Don doesn't have a sense of humor?
Anyway, Joel escaped the Satalite
of Love in an escape pod that was hidden
in a box marked as "Hamdingers".
Thus ending what is in my opinion,
the "Golden Age" of MST3K.
Joel was replaced by Michael J. Nelson who
is the head writer on the show
and played many of the characters on the show
such as Torgo and Jack Perkins.
Mike's first episode was "The Brain
that Wouldn't Die". Some of
my other early favorite Mike episodes
include, "Teenage Strangler",
"Village of the Giants" and one of my all-time
favorites, "Santa Claus"
Season 6
Of all the "Mike Era" seasons
of MST3K, season 6 is considered the best.
Right off the bat, things got
to a good start when they did a movie called
"Girl's Town", starring Mamie
Van Dorin. Mike was settling into the
"human" role quite nicely.
One of the little themes of season 6 was a
trilogy of movies made by a
man named Coleman Francis. The first of
which was a movie called "The
Skydivers" which was VERY low on
action and story line. Towards
the end of season 6, the did a movie called
"The Beast of Yucca Flats"
which starred one of Ed Wood's disciples,
Tor Johnson. But, the most
memorable movie of the Coleman Francis
trilogy is "Red Zone Cuba".
"Red Zone Cuba" was VERY loosely based on
the Bay of Pigs Invasion. It's
a strange film to say the least. The theme
song is even sung by John Carradine.
As Mike says, "Oh to be blessed with
such an instrument". Other
favorites from season 6 include two Ed Wood
movies, "The Violent Years"
and "The Sinister Urge", "Zombie Nightmare"
(which stars Adam West, TV's
Batman), "The Racket Girls" (a movie about
women's wrestling that I'm
sure Ed Wood had something to do with!) and
a western called "Last of the
Wild Horses", the classic "switch-a-roo" episode
in which Dr. Forrester and
TV's Frank sit in the theater for part of the movie!
Season 6 ended on a sad note
though. Frank "TV's Frank" Conniff announced
he was leaving the show. His
last episode was a movie called "Sampson Vs. the
Vampire Women". In that episode,
Frank was taken off to Heaven by Torgo and
Dr. Forrester sang his touching
"Who Shall I Kill?" song.
MST3K: the Movie
After many years of rumors
and negotiations, the folks at Best Brains where given
the go-ahead to make a feature
film version of MST3K. It was a great chance
for fans of the show to get
to see Mike, Crow, Servo, Gypsy and Dr. Forrester
on the big screen. Believe
it or not, this movie actually played here in Evansville
for a couple of weeks and I
got to see it on the big screen. I must admit that it's
not as good as some of the
best episodes of the show, but it's MST3K and it is great!
The movie they used in the
movie (isn't that confusing!) was a 1950's Sci-Fi
classic "This Island Earth".
One interesting note is if you look really close, you'll
see that the delivery man that
delivers the Anirositor (sp?) is none other then
MST3K legend Coleman Francis!
The sad side of the movie is the fact that
the same weekend it opened,
the same movie company released a movie
called "Barbed Wire". Yes,
the cinamatic piece of cow dung that stars Pam
Anderson. The company decided
to push that movie instead of MST3K: TM.
Sad really! I guess if Gypsy
had fake breasts, then MST3K: TM would have
gotten the company backing
that it deserved.
Season 7
The bad news that MST3K: TM
movie wasn't going to get a push in favor
of the Pam Anderson "jiggle
fest" was only the beginning of the bad news for
MST3K. For reasons that are
still not that clear, Comedy Central decided to
pull the plug of one of their
best shows. Comedy Central generously allowed
them to do six more episodes
before the end. With Frank Conniff gone from
the show, Mary Jo Pehl was
brought in to play Pearl Forrester, Dr. Forrester's
mother. Thought season seven
is short, there are still some classic episodes.
Including "The Incredible Melting
Man" and "The Brute Man" which stars
the wickedly handsome Rondo
Hatton. The final episode featured a 1970's
Sci-fi movie called "Laserblast".
On a side note, Kim Medford that starred in
"Lasterblast", was at one time,
the lead singer of The Jeff Beck Group. The episode
ends very strangely with Mike
and the bots being cut loose from Earth and
floating to the end of the
Universe and Dr. Forrester turning into a star baby.
The future of MST3K was up
in the air. Would the show be gone forever? The
fans of the show responded
with a resounding, "HELL NO!!!!!"
Season 8
The fans of MST3K heard the
call to arms and they answered. The Sci-Fi
Channel came to the rescue
and saved MST3K and picked up the show.
The most notable change was
the departure of Trace Beaulieu. Mary Jo Pehl
was now left in the role of
the main bad guy but the big question was who was
going to take over as Crow.
Bill Corbett was the unlucky man to fill the huge void
left by Trace. But, to most
hardcore MSTies' surprise, Bill's done a wonderful
job. For the story of the show,
when Mike, Servo, Gypsy, Cambot and Magic
Voice got back on the SOL from
playing on the edge of the Universe, they find
that it's now 500 years later
and Crow has a different voice. Apes have now taken
over Earth and Peral Forrester
has been frozen, and is now known as "The
Lawgiver". After Mike blows
up the Ape's planet, Pearl and Bobo start chasing
Mike and the bots across the
Universe. The next planet they stop on is a planet with
highly intelligent beings called
the Observers who carry their brains in pans.
When Mike blows up that planet,
Peral, Bobo and one of the Observers
(AKA "Brain Guy") escape and
the chase is on again. To say the very least,
whole concept was kinda goofy,
but the movies were every bit as bad as
ever. The first episode of
the 8th season featured the movie, "Revenge of the
Creature" which was a sequel
to "Creature from the Black Lagoon" and even
featured a very young Clint
Eastwood in a small role, his first ever in a movie!
Other favorites include, "The
Mole People", "Space Mutiny", "Overdrawn
at the Memory Bank" (which
stars the late Raul Julia), "Jack Frost" and my
personal favorite of the 8th
season, "The Incredible Strange Creatures that Stopped
Living and Became Mixed-Up
Zombies". The other change in the show happened
half-way through this season
when Jim Mallon stepped down as the voice of
Gypsy. The role was taken over
by long time MST3K intern Patrick Brantseg.
Season 9
The whole concept of Pearl
chasing Mike and the bots around the Universe
was rather goofy and for season
nine, they took them back to present-day
Earth where Pearl found that
her family once owned a castle that now belongs
to her. So, from there, she
sent Mike the bots their movies. Other then that,
Season nine didn't have all
that many changes from season eight. Some of
the classic episodes from this
episode include "The Puma Man", "Werewolf",
"Hobgoblins" (which in some
ways is almost as bad a "Manos"!) and the surprise
hit of the season, "The Final
Sacrifice". "The Final Sacrifice" was one of those
movies that caught everyone
by surprise. No one thought it was going to
be that bad and that funny.
Two words best sum up "The Final Sacrifice",
Zap Rowsdower. In the true
spirit of such classic MST3K characters
as Torgo, Ortega and Mitchell,
Rowsdower is one of those people you can't
help but laugh at. There's
just nothing funnier then an alcoholic Canadian
with hockey hair! Season nine
ended with a really bad Renaissance movie
called "Quest of the Delta
Knights" and for the first movie segment,
Pearl was forced to take her
own medicine and watch the movie!
Season 10
After the ninth season of MST3K,
things didn't seem right. The Sci-Fi
Channel had moved MST3K's time
slot to early Saturday morning and
Sunday night. This wasn't a
good sign and it reminded many of us of
when Comedy Central moved the
show around. The general feeling
among fans of the show was
that the end was near. However, I don't
think any of us were quite
ready for it when our worst fears became
reality. The Sci-Fi Channel
had canceled the show. Why they did this is
still a mystery to me, but
the fact remanded that MST3K was over.
They had ordered 13 more episodes
and that was it. The final 13
episodes look to be good and
once they are over, I will update this section
of this page. But some of the
highlights include the return of Joel
Hodgson and Frank Conniff for
the first episode! Also, they are
going to do another Joe Don
Baker movie and even a German version
the Shakespeare classic, "Hamlet".
So, there you have it. A brief
history of the greatest TV show EVER!!!
All I can say is thank you.
Thank you to Joel Hodgson, Kevin Murphy,
Jim Mallon, Trace Beaulieu,
Mike Nelson, Frank Conniff, Josh Weinstien,
Mary Jo Pehl, Paul Chaplin,
Bill Corbett, Bridget Jones, Patrick Brantseg
and everyone else that has
worked on MST3K. Thank you for putting so
much joy, laughter and happiness
into my life! They say that if a person's
work can touch just one person's
life, then that person's work is worthwhile.
Well, I can honestly say that
your work has touched my life greatly.
THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS!!!!!!!
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