I'll try and skip the boring stuff, like where I was born and raised and went to college and all. Like you want to hear about Lancaster, Pennsylvania, anyway. YES, it is a boring town. NO, I'm not Amish. =P Actually, I was only born there, not raised, but I ended up going to school there (Go Millersville Marauders! WooHoo!) Well, okay. So you know I'm apparently out of school. This December I'll be 23 years old...(On the 14th, for anyone who wishes to send me birthday greetings/presents)[Make that 24 now...just had a pretty decont birthday ;)] This is a grand event I'm not particularly looking forward to, as I already feel like I'm getting old. Trust me, if you knew me, you'd know why. I tend to act a bit older than I am already, no need to get into my 40's yet. =) Besides, I'll probably have a massive ulcer and die by the time I'm 27, or so my friend Laura says. Bitch.

I'm no longer living in PA, much to my relief.[Ha, I moved back!] A coupla months ago (right after I graduated with a degree in Secondary English Education that I'll never use), I moved to Northwestern Ohio (exact town left unsaid...I have too many enemies already) to live with my wonderful fiance (who is sleeping right now...*sigh*).[Who has also been my husband now for well over a year...and yes, he's STILL sleeping as I write this =P] We met -- get this for exciting -- well over a year ago on a group of talkers (also left unnamed...the SU is one of the afore-mentioned enemies ;P). We're both vampire junkies (heh, at the time I was originally there to talk to my now ex-boyfriend who lives in Boston), and our bizarre senses of humor and everything else clicked immediately. We met on 9 August, 1996 and the rest is history. =) And btw -- he proposed the day after Christmas. *swoon* And we're getting married on Halloween, cause, like they say in The Crow..."No one gets married on Halloween!"[No one does, either...We ended up getting married at the beginning of Decemeber because of a few problems with residency issues =P]

Hmm...what else to tell...my name? Hell no! Why, you ask? Privacy, once again. But I will tell you that it's really kinda strange (the spelling, anyway), and that I'm named after (get this) a mental patient. Yes, it's true! My mother used to work in a state hospital where she became very good friends with an patient. I was named after her. So I have the strange (Laura says it's a stripper name. Bitch.) name in the family. And my little sister? Why, her name is Rachel. *sigh* I always get the weird stuff.

So what do I do for a living? At this moment in time, I professionally sit around and watch TV and go to the mall. In other words, I am unemployed for the first time since I was 16! Yes, I'm kinda enjoying it, and kinda dreading getting a job, which I will be doing shortly. My ideal is something pays a lot and I have to work very little. ;) No, seriously though, I'd like to find a magazine or something to write/edit/whatever. I'm not as picky as I seem. Really. Of course, I want something I won't get too attached to, because this time next year I might be living in another state, hopefully Maryland. =)[Work was hell, and it don't get much better in PA.]

Okay, one last thing I really have to tell you about: my cats. I love them oh-so much that as soon as I can, I'm gonna get a picture of them on this page. There's two of em...Seamus, who came with my fiance (I usually refer to him as my stepson), and Dimitreus.[4 now...but you should know that already.] Seamus is about 2 years old, black and white. He's usually aloof, unless you're lying on the couch with a blanket on you. THEN he wants to snuggle. He used to be referred to as "the good one," but that title has recently been revoked. He's been getting into EVERYTHING, with the help of Dimitreus. Now, my dear Dimitreus. All I have to say is...he's damn lucky he's cute. I mean that. Cause he's a major pain in the ass sometimes. He's about 6 months old and (almost) pure black. Also looks to have a little Siamese in him. He's the kind of kitten who'll wake you up in the morning. Of course what he usually does is sit on my chest and tug on my earring with his teeth four or five times in a row to get my attention. He also enjoys watching people pee, so he's a bit of a pervert. That's my cat for ya.[Okay, Dimitreus is now over a year old and really has the title of "Good one." He plays big brother to the kitten, Persephone, or "Boof" as we call her. She's a ginger Ocicat, full of piss and vinegar. Oh, and we also have Mirri, a black and grey tiger. She's a real sweetie and everyone loves her. Except the other cats. =P]

A Quick Penthouse-esqe Profile!

Name: Fehnlyne

Favorite Music: INXS, Violent Femmes, Matthew Sweet, The BloodHound Gang, Nerf Herder, Veruca Salt, Megadeth[Not to mention the Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Royal Crown Revue, Big Tubba Mista, Fuel (hometown boys rock!!), Rammstein, and my recent re-involvement with Live.]

Favorite Comic Books: Dawn (read it before you die!), Johnny the Homocidal Maniac, anything by JML, anything by Hart Fisher, the very cancelled Hellstorm, Druid, and Sandman [And Preacher and Animal Mystic and Transmetropolitan...]

Favorite Computer Stuff: Mudding, mudding some more, mudding more after that, Daggerfall, making mortal enemies on muds, finding pictures of my mortal enemies on the Web

Likes: Cats, Anime (I'm learning...slowly), vampires, horror flicks, most anything on Comedy Central

Dislikes: Humanity for the most part, pop music

Breast Size: None of yer damn business

The One Thing I'd Most Like to do Before I Die: Kill a coupla people and get away with it[Ummm...yep, still the same!]

Alright, it's nearly 5 am now, and I think I'll try to get some sleep. If I think of anything else at strange hours in the morning, I'll add on here. =)

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