1. ...You and your friends create a tiny Diana effigy, set it on fire then
dance and chant around it.
2. ...Every day you pray that she died from her injuries even though you
know she didn't.
3. ...You start turning everyone you mnow against her, even if they've
never heard of her before.
4. ...You write corny poetry to relieve stress brought on by DF.
5. ...You diagnose yourself with terminal DFSS (Diana Fowley Stress
Syndrome).
6. ...You seriously consider murder when after a 25 minute dissertation on
the finer aspects of hating DF, your best friend still isn't "quite
sure".
7. ...Your best friend introduces you to her Aunt Diana and you automaticaly know you will never like her.
8. ...You keep watching the scene when she gets shot and cheer every single time.
9. ...Phone calls at 3am to anyone who unfortuanly has the same name.
10. ...You write fan fic where D.F always has something nasty to her: falling into
raw sewage tanks, sent to th enorth pole and no-one saves her, she has to do
the macarena, the birdie song etc, etc.
11. ...You sent the staff at 1013 productions flames after hearing D.F. may return
in series 6.
12. ...You find yourself walking up and down supermarket lanes muttering i hate
D.F. and exterminate, exterminate!!!
13. ...You find old pictures of Mimi Rogers, ammned them and then post them on the
net. Prepare for a wave of pictures of Mimi on a broom stick, being burned at
the stake and any other for of "tasteful" pictures
14. ...You wish you could be the shooter
15. ...Your favourite game is "If i was Skinner I would ...........to DF"
16. ...A restraining order is served on you. You and Mimi are not allowed in the
same state.
17. ...During the hiatus, the thought of DF means you will be watching series 6
in a padded cell.
18. ...You make DF voodoo dolls.
19. ...You teach your pets to make hissing noises any time the evil ones appears.
20. ...You rename unpleasant things Diane Fowley eg dog shit now becomes I just
steped in a Diane Fowley.
21. ...When telling people about the episode you refer to her as the bitch with
the bad hair clothes and make up voice and with no hope in hell.
22. ...You tell jokes such as " What is the difference between Diane Fowley and a
walrus? One has a moustache and smells like fish, the other is a walrus.
23. ...You make cookies that look like DF but leave them in the oven to burn to a
crisp and laugh like a loony HAHAHAHAHAHA
24. ...In your dreams Scully marches in and marks her teritory. It is the most
erotic dream you have ever had in your life.
25. ...Instead of using a Q for target practise you use a photo of DF.
26. ...You prey to CC (god) every night for DF's death.
27. ...You refuse to eat your father's barbecued chicken because he used
Diana's barbecue sauce.
28. ...You go around all day singing the song you wrote about her to the
tune of Joy To The World.
29. ...You seriously consider creating a dartboard with her face on it even
though you can't play darts.
30. ...The kids you babysit already hate her and they aren't allowed to watch
the show.
31. ...You refuse to watch the Cartoon Doug with the kids you babysit
because his initials are DF.
32. ...You fast forward the scenes in the episode "The End" because she's in it.
33. ...You make DF voodoo dolls.
34. ...You teach your pets to make hissing noises any time the evil ones appears.
35. ...You rename unpleasant things Diane Fowley eg dog shit now becomes I just
stepeed in a Diane Fowley.
36. ...When telling people about the episode you refer to her as the bitch with
the bad hair clothes and make up voice and with no hope in hell.
37. ...You tell jokes such as " What is the difference between Diane Fowley and a
walrus? One has a moustache and smells like fish, the other is a walrus.
38. ...You make cookies that look like DF but leave them in the oven to burn to a
crisp and laugh like a loony HAHAHAHAHAHA
39. ...In your dreams Scully marches in and marks her teritory. It is the most
erotic dream you have ever had in your life.
40. ...You join the Df haters brigade.
41. ...You spend hours trying to think of creative additions to the Brigade's
page.
42. ...You rewrite famous poetry to reflect your hatred of DF
...after hours of thinking of additions most of them have to do with the
death of DF.
43. ...You rewrite really good songs to be about DF.
44. ...You are upset about saying you hate someone but after days of hard
thought you still can't come up with a good reason to not hate DF
45. ...When you join a hit squad and request to kill all Diana Fowley's.
46. ...When you look up in the phone book any Fowley's and ear bash them because they have their surname.
47. ...Your blood pressure rises just thinking about her.
48. ...You cut out a picture of her and pinned it onto your dart board. Fifty points for between the eyes.
49. ...You went to your closet and burnt all you clothes that looked like to ones that she wore in the episode (The End).
I know some of you have e-mailed me saying some of them are almost the same. Yes some are, but they're a bit different and by different people. :)