Diana Fowley of the FBI
looked at M
And made S cry
Diana Fowley of the FBI
We'd like you to go and die!
-Megs
Roses are red,
Diana should die.
Then maybe Mulder,
will get a sane tie.
Roses are red,
Diana is gone.
Let's have a party,
out there on the lawn.
Roses are red,
blood is red too.
Diana's a menace,
believe me, it's true!
(Incase you didn't notice that last one was an altered version of a caption from Will Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream.")
There was a time we were a pair
A lot of interests did we share
But then we hit some shoals and rocks.
We weren't really brokenhearted
I think I know when the trouble started,
I went and let you call me Fox.
So now you're back and I'm still here
I'm afraid you think you're still my dear
You *had* the key, but I changed the locks.
Oh sure, I'm glad that you're okay
But now I hope that you don't stay
Because *still* you call me Fox!
Besides, old friend, you've been replaced
My partner and I are thick as paste
She's the very best of all the docs.
Her harm and stress I won't allow
I could not live without her now,
And she never, *ever* calls me Fox.
Diana is a big old meanie,
She won't leave them alone
If we showed her all the love that M+S share
Maybe she would go home.
Chorus:
Diana can't see,
What we all believe.
M+S belong together always,
Diana should go away.
There was a little kid named Gibson,
He could read your mind.
He knew that M was thinking about Scully,
And that left Diana behind.
Chorus
M+S belong together,
As anyone can see.
Diana is oblivious to everything,
Including the DFHB.
Chorus
Gibson is a smart little kid,
He knows when things are right.
He saw the link between Mulder and Scully,
because he is so bright.
Chorus
Scully's heart was torn apart now,
because of what she saw.
She saw Mulder and Diana holding hands,
And it left her emotions raw.
Chorus
I don't want to be to harsh now,
Well actually I do.
Diana shouldn't come back for season 6,
She should leave, out of the blue.
Chorus
Diana could be Mulder's Ex-Wife,
She left him and went astray.
We all know Mulder's better off with Scully,
Diana should go away.
Chorus
We all qualms about Diana
but they were put to rest
After viewing the scene in the hallway
we know Mulder loves Scully best.
Chorus
After watching Fight The Future,
I love You, You love me,
Kate's disclaimer-- M+S belong to Chris Carter,
So please, please. please don't sue.
I said please, please, please, don't sue.
We learned more 'bout Mulder's quest.
The hallway scene was sweet to say the very least,
M said S kept him honest.
Let's gang up and kill Fowley
With a great big gun and a bullet through her head,
Sorry Chris, Diana's dead!