Desperately Seeking Susan
Single, annoying, human, seeking for Russian Jew female with dry humor and the emotions of
a turnip. Has to look good and sexy in a night gown. Blymie!! I need to shag at least once
since I am in my twenties now. I'm inexperienced in the love-making department, but willing
to learn.
I like to play with my fighting pike and annoy the hell out of people. My voice is shrill and I
have many enemies. I am a definite pussy willow and can't act (or is that my alter ego
Jason Carter?). Call me. I need annoying companions. Are you there Fran Drescher?
Editor's Note: Marcus is dead. It would seem that
he hooked into the Alien Healing Device and saved Ivanova's life. However, she obtained testosterone from his life energy and is currently sporting a full beard and a British accent onboard her ship.
For more information, please contact me. We hungrily await
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