Londo's Posioned Dagger


Sung by Londo Mollari and Vir Cotto

Sung to the tune of The Beatle's "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"

Keep the Maca-doody out of here!

Cartagia was strange, very mentally deranged, had a few screws loose, late night talking to his dismembered heads,

Cu-co-co-ku

Can I take your majesty

sa-a-a-fty?

But, as Cartagia turns his back, Vir comes up from behind:

Stab! Stab! Londo's poisoned dagger was plunged into his chest

Aagh! Aagh! Londo's poisoned dagger made sure Cartagia was dead

Back on Narn again, G'Kar does not play the fool again, Cartagia gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid the riotous

Na-a-a-rns

Londo tells him not to stay, Cartagia shouting they will all pay, punches Londo in the face

Saying he'll burn with the rest in fi-r-r-e

But, as Cartagia turns his back on Londo, Vir creeps up from behind

Stab! Stab! Londo's poisoned dagger was plunged into his chest

Aagh! Aagh! Londo's poisoned dagger made sure Cartagia was dead

Londo Mollari said "Be quiet my lord," Cartagia hates those words

Grabbing Mollari by the throat, doh, doh, doh, doh,

Vir Kotto, comes up from the throne room, seeing Londo sore

Londo's lying on the floor

And he tells himself no-o-o-o

But, as Cartagia turns to Vir, Vir has something in mind:

Stab! Stab! Londo's poisoned dagger was plunged into his chest

Aagh! Aagh! Londo's poisoned dagger made sure Cartagia was dead

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