Just a Vorlon, In Outer Space

Sung by Kosh Naranek The First

Sung to the tune of Paul SImon's "The Sounds of Silence"

Keep the Maca-doody out of here!

I'm a Vorlon who's alone

Encounter suit made of chrome

Lookin' like a walking juke box

With markings that resemble of chicken pox

Looking at the others I have a terrible fright

I realize my plight

All alone in outer space

Too many bums Down Below

Many people in the Zocalo

Londo doing his drinkin'

G'Kar with his preaching

Every single day, I have only one thing to wear.

And I'm scared

About my wardrobe

"Impudent" said I, you are all schmos!!!

This station really blows

A Minbari poisoned me

However, Lyta really digs me

My words have no meaning whatsoever

People say,

I should run for office

And the beings looked up in awe

To the light being that they saw

The Drazi saw their Droshalla

Their religion is crapolla

And when I saved Sheridan, I took a very big dare.

No one cares.

Just a Vorlon, in outer space.

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