LOGAN ON THE RUN Lyrics by Adam Zen Bernstein
(To the tune of "Band on the Run" by Paul McCartney and Wings)
Stuck Inside these Big Domes, 30 years then Last Day,
Logan is a Sandman, killed Runners 'til he fou-ou-ound,
Renewal is fa-a-alse, Aanck symbol, Sanctuary.
If Logan gets out of here,
He's gonna blow up the whole city.
Carousel is a big fat lie,
Ustinov with all his kitties,
If only Logan's palm was clear (if only Logan's palm was clear...)
(da da da da DA DA DAAA, da da da da da DA DA DAAA)
Well, The City Exploded With A Mighty Crash it was the first time they saw the Sun,
And The Blinking Red said to the Foxy Green, "We'll find Sanctuary Hu-un!"
Logan on the Run, Logan On The Run.
They found an old man in the D.C. sham-bles of the Capital
And Jessica was his hun, Logan on the run, Jessica was his hun, Logan on the run
Well, Farrah Faucett played an air-head blond, she didn't have to act,
At the New You Logan had a fight with Doc, and off his head he ha-acked.
Logan On The Run, Logan On The Run.
And Billy the Cub And Mary 2, were stuck in Cathedral,
While Logan was on the run, Logan on the run, Logan on the run, Jessica was his hun.
Well, Box the crazy robot tried to freeze, the 2 but they didn't die.
In the City they told all the mall folks, Carousel is a lie-ie!
Logan on the run, Logan on the run
In the 23rd, century there
Was only young folks left,
'Til Logan went on the run, Logan on the run, Logan on the run, Logan on the run