10. My internal power source can provide quite a jolt of electricity if you're into that kind of thing.
9. Your life as it has been is over. You've found me!
8. Being an individualized Borg can be lonely. Please keep me company.
7. The voices in my head are telling me to do bad things. Care to join me?
6. Resistance is futile.
5. You will become One with the Borg.
4. Ever been with a Collective before?
3. I'm an individual Borg; I can feel. And let me tell you, you're feeling pretty good right about now....
2. I am a fully functional humanoid... would you like to try me out?
1. So when was the last time you were assimilated?
You have assimilated Borg jokes.
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