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People That Could Be Borg in Disguise

10. Jim Carrey (First victim of new Borg Humor Virus--very tragic)
9. Lyndon Soles on CNN (too perfect, too tanned--must be hiding pale skin)
8. 6 Million Dollar Man (for obvious reasons)
7. Bionic Woman (see above reason)
6. Lyle Lovvett (still getting used to those moveable facial muscles)
5. H. Ross Perot (Rogue Borg)
4. Nancy Reagan (Behind every sucessful President, there's a Borg)
3. Al Gore (Borg posture)
2. Bob Dole (has the voice down pat--"Resitance is futile, you will be Doled")
1. Bill Clinton ("Hey baby, how about a little assimilation?")

You have assimilated

Borg jokes.