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Things Borg Do In Their Spare Time

10. Play computer games over the high speed "network."
9. Take a nice, hot oil bath.
8. Clean the cube.
7. Become annoyed by pesty Q.
6. Curse Commander Riker for ruining their fun.
5. Daydream about who they would really like to assimilate next.
4. Have intimate conversations with the Borg Collective.
3. Paint the assimilation rooms in pastels.
2. Regenerate.
1. Toast Spice Girls.

You have assimilated Borg jokes.