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KAFERIAN APPLE CLUB USA

A Star Trek Fruit and Vegetable Appreciation Society

Borg Commercial Ventures

BUSINESS:
Collective Depot. "For all your assimilating building needs."
Pipe Cleaners 'R Us.
Borg Networking Systems.
Assimilation University.
"How To Get Along With Others", a three minute course helping you prepare for assimilation.

TOYS:
Quadrantopoly. Learn through play how to own everything in a quadrant.
Rockem-Sockem Lifeforms.
The Deluxe Rubic's Cube.
B*O*R*G
Borg Lie Detector machines. "When you're connected to the Collective, you can't tell a lie!"

FOOD:
Cubic Cuisine. A line of organic sustenance fluids.
McBorgies.

HEALTH AND BEAUTY:
Olay-of-Borg.
Borg-elline Makeup.
Borgol--it helps you get your zzz's.

You have assimilated

Borg jokes.