Flying around in space in a gigantic cube and assimilating others species can get a little boring after a while... so the Borg entertain themselves by watching TV and movies. Or is it just a rumor?
Here are just a few of their favorites...
Movies:
Journey To The Center Of The Home world
20,000 Borgs Under The Sea
The Day The Cube Stood Still
The Love Cube
Forrest Borg
Honey, I Assimilated The Kids
Resistance On The Fourth Of July
Assimilation: Futile
Pulp Assimilation
Borg Trek: Assimilations
Assimilation Day
The Borg Bunch Reunion
Federation Attacks
TV:
Sherlock Borg: The Borg of the Baskervilles
Sherlock Borg: The 100 Percent Solution
Thomas the Cube Engine
The B Files
Borg Hills 90210
Friends
Cube Improvement
The Price Is Irrelevant
The Six Million Gold-pressed Latinum Borg
Wheel Of Assimilation
Days Of Our Assimilations
3rd Borg From The Cube
Homeworld, RFD
Borg In Space
Borg Trek: The Original Assimilation
Borg Trek: The Next Assimilation
Borg Trek: Deep Space 7 Of 9
Borg Trek: Voyager (More Assimilations)
Borg Trek: The Inanimated Series
The Borg Queen Holiday Special
The Borgsons
The Borg assimilated the Simpsons, and now they've got...The Borgsons...
Homer: "Aww. Why do I have to do all the assimilating around here."
Marge: "This assimilation thing sounds very violent."
Bart: "Assimilation sucks!"
Bart: "Assimilate my shorts!"
Lisa: "Resistance is futile. You will play the blues."
Maggie: "Suck, suck."
Selma and Patti: "After we're assimilated, can we still smoke?"
Grandpa Simpson: "You forgot to assimilate my teeth."
Dr. Nick: "Now where does this implant go?"
Otto: "Whoa! Assimilation's awesome, man!"
Rev. Lovejoy: "The Book of Borg says: Resist not assimilation, lest ye be destroyed."
Flanders: "You will be assim-diddily-imilated."
Moe: "Ok people. We're having a special on assimilations. With every assimilation, you get free tubes, eye beams, and assorted hardware."
Principal Skinner: "You will be educated."
Captain McAllister: "Arr! 'Tis a fine and space worthy cube."
Apu: "You there! Assimilate something, or I'll blow your head off!"
Apu: "He he. Look at the silliness of your resistence."
Chief Wiggums: "Ok boys. Get the tear gas, then assimilate them."
Chief Wiggums: "Step aside people. The Queen's here."
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