IRS:
"Your paycheck will be, no, has already been, (several times over) assimilated."
Dentist:
"Assimilation will only hurt for a moment."
Ed McMahon:
"Congratulation! You may already have been assimilated!"
Elmer Fudd:
"Be vewy, vewy qwyit. I'm assimiwating. Hahahahahahahahah."
DOS v7.0:
"Assimilate another? (Y/Y)"
DOS (any version):
"Resistance...out of memory."
Heisenberg:
"You might be assimilated."
Hugh:
"Troi will be assimilated. Geordi is my friend. He can watch."
Troi:
"Tell me. How does assimilation make you feel?"
Khan:
"From Hell's heart, I assimilate thee."
Madonna:
"Justify my assimilation! ::pant::pant::"
Murphy-Borg law:
"Anything that can be assimilated, will be, within reason."
Ohm:
"Resistance is V/I."
Pentium:
"Division is futile. You will be approximately assimilated."
Popeye:
"Eating spinach is futile. You yam what I yam."
Dan Quayle:
"Speling is irelevante. Potatoe are erilavent."
Yoda:
"Why is irrelevant. How is irrelevant. Assimilated you will be. Hmmm?"
David Letterman:
"Ok. From the home office on the Borg homeworld. Top Ten reasons why resistance is futile."
Locutus 1-2-3:
Borg spreadsheet program
Obi Wan:
"Killing me is irrelevant. Run Luke, run!"
Sam, I am:
"I will not assimilate green eggs and ham!"
Troi:
"Your chocolate will be assimilated. With ice cream. And a cherry on top."
Einstein:
"Resistance, futility and assimilation are all relative."
Einstein:
"A = RF2
"We have engaged the Borg...Wedding in three time units."
Borgasm: "The ecstasy of...being assimilated."
Borg sex: "Headaches are irrelevant!"
Borg sex: "Saying 'No' is futile."
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