"I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim... OOOOH! DONUTS!"
"I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated."
"I am Porky Pig of Borg. You will be abbadi abbadi abbadi assimilated!"
"Hi, ho! Kermit the Borg here, with an assimilation news flash!"
"Borg, James Borg."
"I am Svedish Chef of Burg. Borg, borg, borg. Prepaur to bey assimilatedy."
"I am Arnold Scwharzenneger of Borg. Prepare to be assim..assimil... terminated! Resistahnce is fuetil. Ahl be back, Picard."
"I am Lwaxana Troi of Borg, Daughter of the 5th House, holder of the sacred chalice, Keeper of the Holy Rings of Betazed
and I want to assimilate your body...."
"I am Bjorn of Borg. We will be back to face you at Wimbledon!!"
"I am Bart of Borg: assimilate my shorts!"
"I am Paulkeating of Borg. This is the assimilation we've had to have."
"I am Bart of Borg... Who the hell are you?"
"I am Bart of Borg... I didn't assimilate. Nobody saw me assimilate. You can't prove a thing."
On chalkboard: "I will assimilate others."
On chalkboard: "I will not resist being assimilated."
"Hi. We're the Borg Brothers. We're on a mission from Borg."
"We are Borg. Hear us roar."
"I am Locutus, of the Borg Club for Men. I'm not just the president. I've been assimilated myself!"
"I am Locutus of Ford. Pontiac is irrevalant. Excitement is irrevalant. Your door is ajar."
"I'm Ross Perot of Borg. Now assimilation, that's just sad..."
"I am Perot of Borg. Resistance is like trying to maintain your crops when you've got a swarm of locusts coming at you and flooding like we had in Iowa this year. There is just no way a farmer can stand against such great odds. That's the same way it'll be for you."
"I'm am Barker of Borg. You will come on down..."
"I am Smorgas of Borg...EAT ME!"
"I am Yoda of Borg. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you I will."
"I am Mr. T Borg. Pity is irrelevant. You will be assimilated, fool."
"Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm assimiwating a wace." -- Fudd of Borg
"I am Bill Gates of Borg. Your computer will be assimilated..."
"I am Alex Trebek of Borg. You must phrase your futile resistance in a question."
"I am Jesse Jackson of Borg. Resistance is moot."
"I am Bill Clinton of Borg. You will become one with our taxes."
"I am Bush of Borg. Read my lips. New taxes are irrelevant."
"I am Bush of Borg. You will be assimilated into a kinder, gentler Collective."
"I am a salesman of Borg. You will buy Amway."
Ross Perot, Daimon of the Ferengi. "As you people say, I'm all EARS."
"I am Al Gore of Borg. You will be environated."
"I am Quayle of Borge. Yu will bee assimillatede."
"I am Letterman of Borg. Top ten reasons why you will be assimilated are irrelevant"
"I am Pepsi of Borg. Choice of the Next Generation is futile."
"I am Coca Cola of Borg. The real thing distinctiveness will be added to the Collective."
"I am Hillary Clinton of Borg. Doctors are irrelevant and will be assimilated."
"I am Kirk of Borg. YOU...WILL...*BE*.......as..simi..lated."
"I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. It's a beautiful day to assimilate, a beautiful day to assimilate. Oh, won't you join, won't you join...the collective?"
Foghorn of Borg: "Prepauh, I say Prepauh to be assimilated!"
"I am Heisenborg. You will be assimilated at some uncertain location now."
"I am Deter of Borgs. Now is the time on Sprockets when we assimilate"
"I am Miss Nancy of Borg. Do Bee assimilated."
Beverly: Excuse me Jean-Luc, but are those Bugle Borg jeans you're wearing?
Picard: Why, yes they are.
Beverly: Thank you.
Borg, Borg, Borg of the Jungle,
Strong as he can be--
Trees are irrelevant.
BILLBORG TOP 10 MUSIC CHART
1."I Can't Get No Assimilation" by Rolling Stonus of Borg
2."Runaway Cube" by Soul Asylumus of Borg
3."Always Something There to Assimilate Me" by Naked Eyeus of Borg
4."Too Much Assimilation" by Duranus Duranus of Borg
5."Dilithium" by Nirvanus of Borg
6."Borgmanian Rhapsody" by Queenus of Borg
7."Assimilation (In the Name of Borg)" by U2us of Borg
8."Little Borg Can't Be Wrong" by Spin Doctorus of Borg
9."Borg in Heaven" by Eric Claptonus of Borg
10."Borg in the U.S.A." by Bruce Springsteenus of Borg
---Juvenus of Borg
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