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Bumperstickers on Federation Starships

16. "Cardassia: Armpit of the galaxy."
15. "Skating's not a crime."
14. "The Federation RULES!"
13. "Want to see my shape-shifter?"
12. "Borgs get under my skin!"
11. "Nestea: Cools you to the warp core!"
10. "Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!"
9. "One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it!"
8. "HONK if you've slept with Riker!"
7. "Guns don't kill people...Class 2 Phasers do!"
6. "Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!"
5. "CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical."
4. "If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee bit too close?"
3. "Have you hugged a Ferengi today?"
2. "We brake for tribbles."
1. "Wesley On Board!"
 

Bumperstickers on Borg Cubes

1. "Blonde Borgs have the same fun."
2. "My other ship is a sphere!"
3. "Get assimilated. Ask me how."
4. "Resistance...what's that all about?"
5. "Come fly with me."
6. "Holodecks are for sissies. Get on the neural net!"
7. "Who needs cloaking devices?"
8. "Assimilators needed. Apply within."
9. "Hell hath no fury like a Borg queen spurned!"
10. "Paint? We don't need no stinking paint!"
11. "Become one with the Borg. Don't be hum-an-noyed!"
12. "No fat Borg chicks!"
13. "Protected by: Your Technology, Incorporated."


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