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Data's Attempts at Humor


"Humor. I love it!" - Data

10.. "Say...is that your computer's interface terminal, or did its bilinear isolinear matrix subprocessor default to its primary setting?
9. "Take my wires...please."
8. "Inquiry: Why did the bipedal fowl laterally transverse the paved transportation surface?
Answer: In order to relocate at the new coordinates!"
7. "A man and an android walk into a bar. The man says to the android: 'I am thirsty.' The android goes berserk and kills him."
6. "I have a positronic funny bone."
5. "My wife is so ugly that she is visually unappealing."
4. "342.47 megahertz? Bn46.2945 - 34z!! Ha ha ha!"
3. Putting "I brake for Borg" stickers all over the ship.
2. "Whoo...it is so hot today that I may have to activate my internal thermostat!"
1. Walking around with that goofy smile from "Data's Day."


You have earned pips by reading these silly Trek jokes.