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Uses for Data's Detatched Head:

20. Combination paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk.
19. The ball in Parisis' Squares.
18. Hood ornament for Shuttlecraft.
17. Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet.
16. Scare blind students in Braille class.
15. Prop open doors for maintainence crews.
14. Lawn decoration in arboretum.
13. Footstool for Captain's chair.
12. Entertaining kids in day care puppet show.
11. Scare Alexander into doing chores.
10. Send to the doctor that killed Crystalline entity as gag gift.
9. Decorative air filter in Picard's fish tank.
8. Send to Starfleet android research center so they can get "ahead" in research.
7. Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek hologram cards.
6. Two words: tether ball.
5. Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking.
4. Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet.
3. Donate to Starfleet Academny to be head of the class.
2. Use as nutcracker.
1. Proof to insurance company he died so crew can collect on his life insurance policy. 

You have earned pips by reading these silly Trek jokes.