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Pending Starfleet Starship Names and Registration Numbers

12. U.S.S. Information NCC 411
11. U.S.S. Millennium NCC 00
10. U.S.S. Call Girl NCC 976
9. U.S.S. Par NCC 4
8. U.S.S. Satan NCC 666
7. U.S.S. Friday NCC 13-8
6. U.S.S. Oldsmobile NCC 442
5. U.S.S. James Bond NCC 007
4. U.S.S. Rescue NCC 911
3. U.S.S. Ivory NCC 99 44/100
2. U.S.S. George Orwell NCC 1984
1. U.S.S. Beverly Hills NCC 90210

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