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YO MOMMA JOKES

YO KLINGON MOMMA

Yo Momma is so...

...ugly, she got a job at the Portal and now nobody wants to time travel.
...old, she dated Kahless.
...fat, you'd only get one butt cheek on long range sensors.

Yo Momma is so...

...logical, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo Momma is so...

...fat, she tried to go through the Bajoran wormhole and got stuck.

Yo Momma is so...

...fat, she could make a profit selling shade.
...ugly, when she was born the doctor didn't know which end to slap.

You and others have laughed their pips off at these Yo Momma jokes.