last updated on December 21, 1998

X Files Bloopers

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  • Gillian Screws Up
    Gillian: What if...I mean, who, who knows, what's, uh, what's hiding behind...what's breeding behind...
    David: -the hearts of men. The shadow. The shadow knows, it's the shadow.

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  • "Tooms" Blooper
    David: -find my dog. He's a Norwegian Elkhound. I use him to hunt moose! For my hair.

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  • Gillian! Watch Your Language!
    Gillian: -contaminates have been known to cause delusions, dementia, even, even, uh, violent fucking behavior!
    David: Yes.

  • "Humbug" Blooper
    Jim Rose (Dr. Blockhead): Did you know that the . . Chinese art of sucking your balls up into your ass . . . (Gillian cracks up)
    David: I'm doing it as we speak.

  • "Cows"
    Gillian: Have you ever had any dealings with a cow?
    David: Just exactly what are you implying, Agent Scully?

  • "Dod Kalm" Blooper
    Director: Action!
    David: I didn't want to waste any time. A Navy destroyer, the USS Ardent, has been missing in the North Atlantic for the last 18 hours.
    Crew member: Eh-luuuuuuuuullllll!!!
    The cast cracks up, and the director starts getting mad, but they just can't keep it together, throughout several takes. Hilarious!

    "Howard Gordon"
    Gillian: There's one thing I'm certain of . . . as certain as I am of this life . . . Howard Gordon is a dead man.

  • "Nisei" Blooper
    Mitch Pileggi (AD Skinner): That's Kazuo Sakuri.
    David: I didn't get his name, I was too busy getting my ass licked-I mean kicked! I mean kicked! He kicked my ass, he didn't lick it . . . well, maybe a little

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