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1) What if high chairman Camembert would fall in love with Charley and he would promise to do anything, absolutely ANYTHING to get Charley:
Camembert (on his knees in front of Charley, tears falling from his eyes and with crossed hands he prays Charley that she would tell she loves him): Oh please miss Davidson, dear Charlene, my sweetest Charley, I promise to do anything if ya would become my wife!
Charley (looks suspiciously): Anything?
Camember (desparately): Yes, ANYTHING my dear!
(Charley thinks a moment.)
Camembert: PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! (bursts into real cry) Oh, pleaseee!!!!
Charley: Absolutely anything?
Camembert (really desparately): Yes! Yes! I will bring the whole Plutarkian army to protect your privacy if you want me to do that! I will bring the last Venusian sinngin flower to you if it would make you happy and make mr. Limburger to your personal limo-driver! Anything! Anything!
Charley (a devillish grin starts to rise on her face): Would you then please tell your men to leave Earth and Mars and never come back to take over these two planets? I also want the Biker Mice to my personal slaves. (makes an over sweet look on her face that melts mr. Camembert`s heart and mind completely) Don`t worry my dear... Itīs just time to pay back to those mice tho never respected me like you do...
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