• Have hot fresh coffee available everywhere
• Have scented bubble baths on demand
• Have backrubs on demand
• Have a good cry whenever necessary
• Throw away that uniform
• Throw away Chakotay’s uniform
• Have weekly candlelit dinners
• Make love whenever and with whomever, protocol be damned!
• Throw away those boots
• Have extended shore leave
• Return to New Earth... and to do what *should* have been done!
• Take a slow cruise to nowhere on the Delta Flyer... with a pilot of my choice
• Have Mahler or Tchaikovsky played throughout the ship
• Find a hairdo that makes everyone happy
• Put fresh flowers on the bridge
• Have a bigger office
• Have a bigger quarters
• Share quarters
• Yell at someone
• Sleep for a whole day
• Have the doctor design a new wardrobe
• Eat all the caramel brownies I want without gaining an ounce
• Have Neelix really learn how to cook
• Get naked!
• Turn somersaults on bridge
• Stall the turbolift and secretly eavesdrop
• Throw Seven out of the airlock
• Tickle Tuvok
• Grab Chakotay and give him A Big One
• Give Seven a fat lip
• Blow the aliens to smithereens... to hell with the Prime Directive!
• Slap the smirk off Tom’s face
• Cuddle Harry
• Bring Kes back
• Run my fingers through Chakotay’s hair
• Mess up Chakotay’s hair
• Replace all leola root with tomatoes
• Never loose another shuttlecraft
• With B’Elanna, figure out how to replicate pizza
• Adopt the monkey
• Hole up in my quarters with holonovel padds and unrestricted replicator rations for chocolates
• Wear a caftan and go barefoot while on duty
• Require all male crew to wear jeans and muscle shirts while on duty
• Draw more tattoos on Chakotay, in lots of interesting places!
• Nibble on Tuvok’s ears
• Nibble on Chakotay’s ears
• Program Seven’s regenerator to add 50 pounds to her overnight
• Adopt Harry
• Put Seven up for adoption
• Get back to the Alpha Quadrant
• Live with no regrets

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