Mercutio
Wolverine/Jubilee.
Wolverine and an adult Jubilee have consummated their
relationship
(see
"Painting the Wolverine Red" at http://www.europa.com/~mercutio/stories/PaintingTheWolverineRed.html),
but now they have to 'fess up to the rest of the X-Men.
And whatever happened to their clothes?