Top ten ways to know if you're obsessed with Animorphs

  1. You've memorized the backs of the book covers.
  2. You've started a "get Tobias out of hawk morph" fund.
  3. You spit and scream angrily whenever the Yeerks win a battle.
  4. You cheer and hold a party when the Animorphs win.
  5. Your spring cleaning consists of organizing Animorphs books, merchandise, and posters.
  6. You've got so much Animorphs stuff you could own an Animorphs store.
  7. At the mall, you walk around asking people for Cinnabuns.
  8. On tests, in the name blank you put, "My name is insert_name. That's my first name, obviously. I can't tell you my last name. It would be too dangerous."
  9. You haven't marked the first day of school on your calendar; no, you've marked the day the first Animorphs TV episode airs.
  10. You've tried to morph all your pets countless times; it just doesn't seem to work.

    Top Six Reasons Ax likes earth so much

  1. Taste. Tas-tuh.
  2. A break from the old aristh training facility.
  3. If his Andalite buddies come back, he can always feign human and avoid being caught.
  4. Those really cool swirly pastries called cinnamon buns.Bun-zuh.
  5. No school. He can always pretend to be Jake's foreign cousin whenever he is introduced to anyone.

    last but not least...

  6. TASTE! TASTE! TASTE!

    Top Ten Reasons Your Friend is A Controller

  1. He/she twitches convulsively from time to time.
  2. He/she often complains about have been given such a young, innocent host.
  3. He/she points and shouts "Andalite!" at random people.
  4. Your friend has an Andalite poster--which he/she uses as a dartboard.
  5. Your friend disappears every three days.
  6. Your friend is part of a co-ed Girl Scouts sort of thing which he/she really wants you to join.
  7. Your friend mutters how much he/she wishes to be promoted, when he/she doesn't even have a job yet!
  8. Comes home one day, saying his/her eyes were scratched out by a wild hawk.
  9. Has nightmares about a blue horse that sends his/her head rolling.
  10. Sporadically begs you to "end the misery," though you're not sure what exactly this misery is.

These top-tens were written by Aniboy:

    Top ten why K.A. Applegate is the best author

  1. She writes Animorph books
  2. She writes Animorph books
  3. She out-sold R.L. Stine's "Goosebumps"
  4. She writes for scholastic
  5. Getting a better station for her show than Goosebumps have
  6. She writes Animorph books
  7. There are like a million pages on Animorphs
  8. She writes Animorphs books
  9. She makes everyone in the Animorphs books cool.
  10. She writes Animorph books

    Top ten reasons why Animorph book are better than Goosebumps

  1. Best author
  2. Sticks with one big story
  3. Better Station
  4. Not Satanic
  5. Best author
  6. Filming in another Country
  7. New ones sell out on the first week
  8. Not Twenty-million series of it.
  9. Best author
  10. Best author! Best Author! BEST AUTHOR!
First, Velasa@aol.com wrote:

    TOP TEN REASONS TO HATE DAVID

  1. He killed Tobias
  2. He killed Jake
  3. He tried to kill Ax
  4. He insist it was not wrong to kill Tobias because he was a hawk
  5. He insist it was not wrong to kill Jake because he was a tiger
  6. He murdered Tobias and Jake
  7. He killed a crow for no reason
  8. He always lies
  9. He always tries to take the easy way out of things
  10. He is trying to kill everyone
    Then John M.Alan sent in:

  • TOP SIX REASONS TO LIKE DAVID

  • 1. Stands up for himself.
  • 2. He NEVER killed Jake
  • 3. He NEVER killed Tobias.
  • 4. He NEVER tried to kill Ax.
  • 5. He found the blue box, letting it not fall into yeerk hands.
  • 6. He is VERY cool.

Ten Top Reasons to Hate Visser Three

From: Terry and Carolyn Ketchel

1.He killed Prince Elfangor.
2.He's killed his fellow Yeerks along with there host.
3.He's tried to kill the animorphs.
4.He's tried to kill Ax.
5.He's killed animals in the process of tring to kill the animorphs.
6.He hates oatmeal.
7.He hates Marco's mom.
8.He hates humans.
9.He has sent people's heads rolling.
10.Like David, he likes killing creatures and humans.
From: Kathleen Edgar

Top six reasons to like Jake:


1) He is the leader
2) He comes up with pretty good points.
3)He looks like me.
4)He likes Cassie ( who is really pretty)
5) He is always taking risks for the sake of the human race
6) Keeps cool under pressure
From: Netanya18

Top 10 reasons to like ANIMORPHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Animorphs are 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better than Goosebumps!!!!!!!!!1
2. Animorphs have a tv show
3. Animorphs save the world!!!
4. Animorphs have Ax!!
5. Animorphs are sooooooooooo cool!!!
6. The best illustrator!!
7. One big story (unlike Goosebumps)
8. Animorphs are really mind-hooking
9. Animorphs morph!!! (duh)
10. They RULE!!! RULE!!!! RRRRUUUUUUUULLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Justice

Top Three Reasons Visser Three wants to take over Earth

1)Visser one told him to.
2)He wants to get promoted.
3)All of the good places were taken.

by:The Anole Lizard

Animorphs: Where Are they Now? A twisted look into the future of the Animorphs.

  1. Marco gives up his morphing days and starts the "Marco Mandel Show."
  2. Rachel starts selling Avon products door-to-door.
  3. Cassie makes a deal with Jane Seymour to costar in "Dr.Cassie, Animal Doctor."
  4. Tobias picks up the ol' lightsaber and starts a quest for other Force-talented individuals in the galaxy.
  5. Tobias goes cross country with Ax, writes a script, and goes to the Academy Awards a few months later.
  6. Rachel stars on the hit new show, "Wives of the Rich and Famous."
  7. Rachel and Tobias finally get married and have kids, only to discover...the baby's an Andalite? What happened? Who's the real father? (Next on Andalite Hospital.)
  8. Marco's show folds, and then he and Jake go cross country, write a script, go to the Academy Awards...(do we see a pattern forming?)
  9. Jake and Cassie become happily married, only to discover that Tobias and Cassie are...brother and sister? (no, wait a minute! That was Star Wars, not Andalite Hospital.)
  10. But hold your horses, kids! Then the Ellimist does some intervention (wait a minute, I thought he wasn't supposed to directly intervene! ) so that none of this ever happens.
    by: EggHatch5@aol.com

    TOP 8 REASON'S TO LIKE TOBIAS

    1. 1. He lost the most.
    2. 2. He can fly.
    3. 3. He like's mice (too eat)!
    4. 4. He never give's up.
    5. 5. He knows dinos inside out.
    6. 6. He knows what it is like not too get dumb e-mail.
    7. 7. His father is Elfangor
    8. 8. I like him, OKAY?!

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