Top Reasons Luke Considers Suicide


10. After finding out Leia is his sister, he remembers how much he enjoyed it when she kissed him.

9. The whole Darth Vader being his father thing.

8. Even though Leia knew their mothers name, she never told him it.

7. His last attempt was foiled when he landed on an antennae (Jumped into that pit on Bespin)

6. Everyone's lightsaber seems to be longer than his.

5. Bionic hand changed the channel just before the verdict was read at the O.J. trial.

4.  Just the thought of his father's face is enough to kill anyone. (Or is that Top random number of ways Luke tried to commit suicide?)

3. Yoda is always appearing in his mind, repeating the words, "You will be, YOU WILL BE!!!" (That part was scary!!)

2. Obi Wan keeps appearing and does his horrible impression of Yoda saying, "You will be, YOU WILL BE!!!"

1. Anakin continually possesses him, and tries to throw him into a pit, screaming the words, "Let's see how you like it in the lava!"

0. Leia is having his baby.

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