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        Tuvok as Jacko

        Tuvok's infiltration at a music awards show was cut short by concerned crew members due to his alarming behavior. He would start sliding backwards for no apparent reason and kept referring to Chakotay and B'Elanna as Tito and LaToya.

        Strange singing resonated throughout the ship after Tuvok was temporarily disfigured in a transporter accident. Fortunately, the dazed Vulcan was discovered by Tom and B'Elanna while they ran some ... um ... diagnostics in one of the Jeffries tubes (at least that's what they told the Captain).

        Tuvok as the Phantom

        Tuvok as a Pirate

        While infiltrating the ship in search of a suspected traitor, Tuvok planted himself in one of the ship's more popular holodeck programs, "Pirates of the Caribbean." Unfortunately, he discovered that parrots react to Vulcans much in the way Tribbles react to Klingons. But with beaks.

        During their battle against Henry Starling, Lt. Paris managed to convince Tuvok to earn some extra cash for the mission by appearing on an obscure Earth television program called the X-files. The job fell through, however, when Tuvok remarked to one of its stars that medical technology could surely correct that "extremely protuberant overbite."

        Tuvok as an X-files alien





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