Season Six!


    Episode:                      Title:                      Dialogue:

The Beginning

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Scully: It comes down to a matter of trust.  I guess it always has.

Mulder: You're asking me to make a choice?

Scully: I'm asking you to trust my judgement... To trust me.

Drive

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Scully: Mulder!  Are you okay?

Mulder: Yeah, aside from terminal cel phone withdrawl. That and I gotta pee.  Where are you?

Triangle

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Mulder: ...But you believed me.

Scully: In your dreams.


Scully: Mulder...I want you to close your eyes and I want you to think to yourself, "There's no place like home..."
Mulder: Hey, Scully?

Scully: Yes.

Mulder: ...I love you.

Scully: Oh, brother.

Dreamland II

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Scully: I'd kiss you if you weren't so damn ugly.

How The Ghosts Stole Christmas

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Scully: If I heard 'silent night' one more time I was going to start taking hostages.
Mulder: I know we said that we weren't going to exchange gifts but, uh...I got ya...a little something.

Scully: Mulder...

Mulder: Merry Christmas.

Scully: Well I got you a little something, too.

Mulder: (chuckles)

Terms of Endearment

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Scully: Mulder...it's me.  That's your cover story, remember?

Rain King

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Mulder: Scully, I don't think it's a coincidence that a cow gets hurled at me just as we're down here investigating the weather.

Scully: Mulder, did they check you for head trauma?

Mulder: I'm telling you, that cow had my name on it.


Mulder: I do not gaze at Scully.
Mulder: He wants advice...dating advice.

Scully: Dating advice...from who?

Mulder: Yours truly.  (long silence)  Hello? Hey, Scully?  Scully, you there?

Scully: I heard you.  Mulder, when was the last time you went on a date?

Mulder: I will talk to you later.  (hangs up)

Scully: The blind leading the blind


Scully: Well, it seems to me, that the best relationships, the ones that last, are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship.  You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before, like a switch has been flicked somehwhere, and the person who was just a friend is suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.

Tithonus

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Scully: What're you doing?

Mulder: Being nosy, eating my heart out...  They're sending you on an X-File.

Scully: It's not an X-File.

Mulder: That's not what I'm reading.  I'm thinking murder by telekinesis, I'm thinking maybe a Shamanistic death touch, I'm thinking about the Muslim superstition that to photograph someone is to steal their soul...

Scully: Thank you.  All very helpful.


Mulder: (in a geeky voice) Hi, my name is Fox Mulder. We used to sit next to each other at the FBI...?

Two Fathers

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Mulder: Hey, home girl...word up.
Mulder:
Scully, wanna go one on one?  We've got nothing but time now that we're on administrative leave.

One Son

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Mulder: Scully, you're making this personal.

Scully: Because it is personal, Mulder.  Because without the FBI, personal interest is all that I have.  And if you take that away then there is no reason for me to continue.

Monday

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Mulder: I'm having the best damn day of my life.  Any moment I'm about to burst into song.  Zippity-doo-dah.
Mulder: Cover for me, will ya?

Scully: When do I not?


Scully: Since...when did you get a waterbed?
Scully: Did you do a lot of drinking in college?

Agua Mala

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Mulder: Think of it as a test of our mettle.

Scully: I don't need my mettle tested.

Arcadia

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Mulder: Hey, ooh...wait a minute.  You didn't let me carry you over the threshold.
Scully: You ready?

Mulder: Let's get it on, honey.

Scully: Alright then.


Mulder: Do you wanna go make that honeymoon video now?
Mulder: Wow...admit it - you just want to play house.
Mulder: Woman!  Get back in here and make me a sandwich!
Mulder: Oh we just spooned up and fell asleep like little baby cats.  Isn't that right, honeybunch?
Scully: Third warning...toilet seat.
Mulder: C'mon Laura...you know...we're married now.
Mulder: The thrill is gone.

Alpha

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Mulder: I am home.  Just feathering the nest...
Scully: What happened to the dog?

Mulder: Dog gone. Dog-gone. Doggone.

Scully: Yeah, I got it.


Mulder: You get a biscuit, Scully.
Scully: Yeah, he, uh...he doesn't listen and he chews on the furniture.

Trevor

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Scully: Should we arrest David Copperfield?

Mulder: Yes we should...but not for this.


Mulder: Scully...
Mulder: Dear Diary:  Today my heart leapt when Agent Scully suggested spontaneous human combustion.
Scully: Mulder, shut up.

Milagro

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Padgett: In my book I'd written that Agent Scully falls in love, but that's obviously impossible.  Agent Scully is already in love.
Mulder: You know you're in here, don't you?

Scully: I-I read a chapter. What does he say?

Mulder: Well, let's just say it ends up with you doing the naked pretzel with "the stranger" on  a bed in an unfurnished fourth-floor apartment.

The Unnatural

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Mulder: Did you bring enough ice cream to share with the rest of the class?

Scully: It's not ice cream.


Scully: Mulder, this is a needle in a haystack.  These poor souls have been dead for fifty years. Let them rest in peace.  Let sleeping dogs lie.

Mulder: Well, I won't sit idly by as you hurl cliches at me.  Preparation is the father of inspiration.

Scully: Necessity is the mother of invention.

Mulder: The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.

Scully: Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we may die.

Mulder: I scream, you scream, we all scream for non-fat tofutti rice dreamsicles.

Scully: Nooo!  <laughing>


Scully: You rebel.
Mulder: Now don't strangle it. You just want to shake hands with it. "Hello, Mr. Bat...it's a pleasure to make your acquaintence," - "Oh, no-no, Miss Scully, the pleasure's all mine." < Scully chuckles > Okay, now we wanna, we wanna go...hips before hands. Okay? We want to stride forward and turn.  That's all we're thinking about, so we go hips...before hands. Alright?

Scully: Okay.

Mulder: One more time.  Hips...before hands.  Alright? What is it?

Scully: Hips before hands.

Mulder: We're going to wait on the pitch, we're going to keep our eye on the ball, and then we're just going to make contact.  We're not going to think, we're just going to let it fly, Scully. Okay.


Mulder: What you may find is you're concentrating on hitting that little ball, the rest of the world just fades away.  All your nagging concerns.  <Scully giggles>  The ticking of your biological clock...how you probably couldn't afford that nice new suede coat on a g-woman's salary...  How you threw away a promising career in medicine to hunt aliens with your crackpot, albeit brilliant, partner.  Getting into the heart of a global conspiracy...your obscenely overdue triple-x bill.  Oh, I-I'm sorry Scully.  Those last two problems are mine, not yours.

Scully: Shut up, Mulder.  I'm playing baseball.

Three of a Kind

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Scully: Sure, cutie.
Scully: I just can't decide who lights my fire.
Scully: Ah, man! I am going to kick their asses.

Biogenesis

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Scully: I want to talk to him.

Doctor: No...he's a danger to anyone.

Scully: Not to me.


Diana: He said I was the only one who'd believe him...about an artifact.

Scully: You're a liar.

Skinner: Scully...

Scully: You're both liars.


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