Date: Thu, 28 Mar 1996 21:00:41 -0500 (EST)
From: elclin0@pop.uky.edu (Eric Lee Cline)
Subject: Spaceballs: The Cast
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Are all of you happy?  Jumping for joy?  Frothing with excitement?
Here it is...

S P A C E B A L L S :  T H E  C A S T

Revisions to Spaceballs: The Crossover rules
1. Lone Starr's ship is called the Eagle Five, not the Eagle One.
2. Schwartz Swords are handled with the Lightsaber skill.
3. Schwartz Bolts are handled with the Blaster skill.

Note:  These aren't particulary powerful, but I think they fairly repesent
the characters in the movie.

Captain Lone Starr
Human Space Bum/Prince
DEX 3D
Blaster 6D, Brawling Parry 4D, Dodge 6D, Lightsaber 5D, Ricochet Shots 5D,
Running 4D+1
KNO 2D+2
Alien Species: Mawgs 4D+2, Intimidation 3D+1, Streetwise 5D: Pizza the
Hut's Organization 6D, Survival 5D+1, Value 4D+2, Willpower 6D
MEC 4D
Astrogation 6D+2, Sensors 5D, Space Transports 6D: Eagle Five 8D+2,
Starship Gunnery 6D: Jamming 6D+2
PER 2D+1
Bargain 4D, Command 3D+1, Con 4D, Hide 3D+2, Persuasion 4D+1, Search 3D,
Sneak 3D+2
STR 2D+2
Brawling 4D+2, Lifting 4D+1, Stamina 5D, Vulcan Neck Pinch 4D
TEC 3D+1
Space Transports Repair 6D+1: Eagle Five 8D+1, Security 4D, Starship Weapon
Repair 5D+1
Move: 11     Character Points: 19     Schwartz(Force)Points: 6
Equipment: Jacket, Hat, Clothes, Eagle Five, Spaceball One Blaster Rifle
Up Side of the Schwartz User
Control 4D     Sense 5D     Alter 3D
Concentration(C), Emptiness(C), Enhance Attribute(C), Combat Sense(S),
Receptive Telepathy(S), Telekinesis(A), Lightsaber Combat(CS), Projective
Telepathy(CS), Enhanced Coordination(CSA)

Barfolomew "Barf"
Mawg First Mate
DEX 2D+2
Blaster 6D+1, Dodge 5D+2, Ricochet Shots 8D, Running 5D
KNO 2D+2
Survival 6D, Willpower 4D+1
MEC 3D
Astrogation 4D+1, Communications 5D, Sensors 6D, Space Transports 4D: Eagle
Five 6D+1, Starship Gunnery 5D
PER 3D+1
Bargain 5D+1, Con 4D, Hide 4D+1, Persuasion 6D+1, Sneak 5D+2
STR 3D+1
Lifting 5D+1, Stamina 4D+2, Swimming 6D
TEC 3D
Space Transports Repair 6D
Move: 12     Character Points: 13     Schwartz Points: 2
Equipment:
Jumpsuit, Snacks, Loud Music

Princess Vespa
Druish Princess
DEX 4D
Blaster 8D, Dodge 6D, Running 5D
KNO 2D+2
Cultures 5D: Druidia 6D, Value 4D, Willpower 5D+2
MEC 2D+1
Astrogation 3D, Space Transports 5D+1
PER 4D
Command 6D, Persuasion 6D+1
STR 2D+2
TEC 2D+1
Move: 10     Character Points: 11     Schwartz Points: 3
Equipment:
Fancy Clothes, Dot Matrix

Dot Matrix
DM-1 Droid Maid
DEX 3D
Dodge 4D, Running 6D
KNO 3D
Scholar: Druish Customs 5D, Intimidation 5D
MEC 1D
PER 4D
Search 5D, Persuasion 5D
STR 1D
TEC 2D
Droid Repair 3D
Move: 12     Character Points: 9     Schwartz Points: 1
Equipped with:
Humanoid Construction, Wheeled Feet, Vocabulator, Virgin Alarm, Super Vision

Yogurt
Schwartz Master
DEX 3D
Blaster 5D, Firearms: Flamethrower 6D, Lightsaber 10D, Running 5D
KNO 5D
Alien Species 7D, Business 7D, Cultures 6D, Intimidation 10D, Languages
12D, Merchandising 10D, Scholar: Schwartz Lore 9D, Value 6D, Willpower 6D
MEC 2D
PER 4D
Bargain 5D, Command 7D, Con 5D, Hide 6D, Persuasion 8D, Search 5D+1, Sneak 6D+2
STR 2D
TEC 2D
First Aid 6D
Move: 10     Character Points: 35     Schwartz Points: 27
Equipment: Robes, Cave/Store, Lots of Spaceballs: The Movie Merchandise
Special Abilities: All Schwartz powers at 1/2 cost
Up Side of the Schwartz user
Control 14D     Sense 15D     Alter 13D
Yogurt has all known Schwartz Powers

Dark Helmet
Evil Schwartz User
DEX 3D+1
Blaster 7D, Dodge 4D+1, Lightsaber 6D, Running 8D
KNO 5D
Bureaucracy: Spaceballs 8D, Intimidation 9D, Survival 7D
MEC 2D
PER 4D
Command 9D, Hide 6D, Investigation 6D, Search 6D
STR 2D
Stamina 6D
TEC 2D
Armor Repair 7D, Security 8D
Move: 11     Character Points: 15     Schwartz Points: 17
Dark Side Points: 13
Equipment: Armor(+2D vs. physical, +1D vs. energy), Schwartz Ring,
Spaceballs Action Figures, Desert Armor(+1D+1 vs. physical, +1D vs. energy)
Down Side of the Schwartz user
Control 7D     Sense 8D     Alter 6D
Absorb/Dissipate Energy(C), Block Schwartz Blade(C), Enhance Attribute(C),
Rage(C), Remain Conscious(C), Combat Sense(S), Sense Schwartz(Force)(S),
Injure/Kill(A), Telekinesis(A), Lightsaber Combat(CS), Affect Mind(CSA),
Control Mind(CSA), Enhanced Coordination(CSA)

Colonel Sanders
Captain of Spaceball One
DEX 4D
Blaster 5D, Dodge 5D, Running 6D
KNO 2D+2
Bureaucracy: Spaceballs 6D, Intimidation 5D+2, Law Enforcement 5D, Survival 6D
MEC 3D
PER 2D+1
Command 5D+1, Investigation 6D
STR 3D
Stamina 6D
TEC 3D
Security 6D
Move: 10     Character Points: 3     Schwartz Points: 0
Dark Side Points: 2
Equipment: Uniform

President Scroob
President of planet Spaceball
DEX 3D
Dodge 6D, Running 6D
KNO 3D
Bureaucracy: Spaceballs 10D, Value 6D
MEC 3D
PER 3D
Command 6D, Con 7D: Lying 10D
STR 3D
TEC 3D
Move: 11     Character Points: 5     Schwartz Points: 1
Dark Side Points: 5
Equipment: Uniform, Merri-Air, Luggage(combination 1-2-3-4-5)

Eric Lee Cline, Star Wars Junkie (elclin0@pop.uky.edu)

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