Date: Wed, 27 Mar 1996 18:03:21 -0500 (EST)
From: elclin0@pop.uky.edu (Eric Lee Cline)
Subject: Spaceballs: The Crossover Part 2
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Once upon a time warp...


"What are those things coming out of her nose?"
"Spaceballs?"
"Oh, shit.  There goes the planet."
        - Two Apemen


S P A C E B A L L S :  T H E  C R O S S O V E R


Cannon Fodder

Average Asshole(Spaceball One officer)
DEX: 2D
Dodge 4D
KNO: 2D
Spaceball One Layout 5D
MEC: 2D
PER: 2D
STR: 2D
TEC: 2D
Move: 10
Special Abilties:
Expertise:  Spaceballs have 4D in the skill thy were trained for(i.e.,
piloting, gunnery, drumming, sensors, etc.)
Equipment:
Spaceball Helmet (+2 from energy, +1D+1 from physical)

Average Spaceball Trooper("Ping-pongs")
DEX: 3D
Blaster 4D, Blaster Rifle 5D, Dodge 4D
KNO: 2DMEC: 2D
PER: 2D
Search 3D
STR: 2D
Brawling 3DTEC: 2D
Equipment:
Blaster Rifle(See Spaceball One blaster rifle), comlink, armor(+2 from
energy, +1D from physical)

Stunt Double(see below)
DEX: 3D
Brawling Parry 5D, Dodge 5D, Melee Parry 5D, Running 5D
KNO: 2DMEC: 2D
PER: 2D
STR: 3D
Climbing Jumping 5D, Stamina 5D, Swimming 5D
TEC: 2D
Equipment:
Whatever the actor has

Camera Crewman(see below)
DEX: 2D
KNO: 2D
Filmmaking 4D
MEC: 2D
Camera Operation 4D
PER: 2D
STR: 2D
TEC: 2D
Equipment:
Clipboards
Writing Utensils
Camera


Races

Dink-dinks
Dice: 12D
DEX: 2D/4D
KNO: 2D/4D+1
MEC: 2D/4D+1
PER: 2D/4D
STR: 1D/3D
TEC: 2D/4D+1
Move: 8/11
Height: .8m-1.5m
Special Abilities:
Merchandising:  Dink-dinks get 2D for every 1D placed in KNO: Merchandising
at character creation only.  All advancement is half cost.

Dink-dinks are small, man-like creatures that inhabit the sands of Vega.
They excel in business and merchandising, and promote many films.

Yogurtians
Dice: 12D
DEX: 1D/3D+2
KNO: 2D/5D
MEC: 1D/3D+2
PER: 2D/4D+1
STR: 1D/3D
TEC: 1D/3D+2
Move: 8/12
Height: .9m-1.5m
Special Abilities:
Schwartz Aptitude:  All Schwartz related skills and abilities are at half
price to players of Yogurtians.

Yogurtians are wrinkled gold-skinned humanoids with pointed ears.  No one
knows where they came from.  Yogurt, master of the Up Side of the Schwartz
was one of their number.

Huts
Dice: 12D
DEX: 0D+1/2D
KNO: 2D/4D+2
MEC: 1D/3D
PER: 1D/4D
STR: 1D/3D+2
TEC: 1D/3D+2
Move: 0/4
Height: 1.8m-2.1m
Special Abilities:
Edible: Huts are "half-man, half-pizza" and taste delicious.

Huts are a vile species of dripping pizza scum.  They are often gangsters,
but are edible, and will eat themselves to death if trapped.

Mawgs
Dice: 12D
DEX: 2D/4D
KNO: 1D/3D+1
MEC: 2D/4D
PER: 1D/3D+2
STR: 2D/4D+1
TEC: 2D/4D
Move: 10/12
Height: 1.6m-2m

Mawgs are "half-man, half-dog."  They sometimes describe themselves as
their own best friends because of this.  They are basically humanoid, but
have canine fur and a long tail.

Apemen
Dice: 13D
DEX: 2D/4D, or 2D/5D(chimps)
KNO: 2D/4D, or 2D/5D(orangutans)
MEC: 2D/4D
PER: 2D/4D
STR: 2D/4D, or 2D/5D(gorillas)
TEC: 2D/4D

These are the apes from Planet of the Apes.  They don't belong here, but
they were in Spaceballs: The Movie.  There are three main species.

DM-1 Droid Maids
DEX: 3D
Dodge 4D, Running 5D
KNO: 3D
Scholar: (Local) Customs 5D, Intimidation 5D
MEC: 1D
PER: 4D
Search 5D
STR: 1D
TEC: 1D
First Aid 3D
Move: 12
Height: 1.7m
Cost: 3,000 Spacebucks
Equipped with:
Humanoid Construction
Wheeled Feet
Vocabulator
Virgin Alarm: guaranteed to go off before you do
Super Vision: sees in all spectrums

Droid Maids, such as the famous Dot Matrix, are often purchased by worried
kings to protect their daughters.  They are prissy, annoying, and loyal.
They are gold, with wiry gold hair, a gold skirt, and a computer screen on
their chest.

V1 Domo Droids
DEX: 2D
KNO: 3D
Business 5D, Bureacracy 5D, Intimidation 5D
MEC: 1D
PER: 3D
Investigation 5D
STR: 2D
TEC: 1D
Move: 10
Height: 1.9m
Cost: 4,000 Spacebucks
Equipped with:
Humanoid Construction
Vocabulator
Horrible Clothes
5D extra in programs

V1 Domo Droids are often used by gangsters to serve as second in commands.
They are very life-like, and often have an attitude, facial ticks, and bad
clothes.  Pizza the Hut, noted gangster, owned a V1 unit named Vinnie.

Eric Lee Cline (elclin0@pop.uky.edu)

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