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From: elclin0@pop.uky.edu (Eric Lee Cline)
Subject: Spaceballs: The Crossover Part 4
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Once upon a time warp...
"What are those things coming out of her nose?"
"Spaceballs?"
"Oh, shit. There goes the planet."
- Two Apemen
S P A C E B A L L S : T H E C R O S S O V E R
Items
Spaceball One blaster rifles
Scale: Character
Skill: Blaster: Blaster Rifle
Ranges: 2-25/90/280
Ammo: 100(25 per power pack)
Damage: 5D
Cost: 1,000 Spacebucks
Spaceballs the Flamethrower
Scale: Character
Skill: Firearms: Flamethrower
Ranges: 1/2/3
Ammo: 100(50 per fuel can)
Damage: 4D
Cost: 100 Spacebucks
Industrial Strength Hairdryer
Scale: Speeder
Skill: Firearms: Hairdryer
Range: 2-5/10/20
Damage: 3D STR wind
Cost: 75 Spacebucks
Holographic Fortune Cookies
Effect: Holographic fortune cookies are one of Yogurt's merchandising
successes. When broken, a small holographic projector emits an image
of whoever recorded the hologram and a brief message. The projector
then disintegrates, making the cookie safe to eat. The original cookie
was an interactive one powered by the Scwartz that Yogurt gave to Lone
Starr.
Cost: 100 Spacebucks per cookie
Giant Combs
Effect: +1D to Search when "combing the desert."
Cost: 20 Spacebucks(large), 10 Spacebucks(small)
Liquid Schwartz
Effect: Liquid Schwartz is a specialized fuel made by Yogurt. This
fuel
makes the ship it is used in very fast indeed. It adds 5 to the Space
move, 200 to Atmosphere, and lowers the Hyperspace Multiplier by
one-half. Its affects last for one standard day.
Cost: 1,000 Spacebucks
Merri-Air
Effect: Canned in Druidia, this is sort of a luxury item on planet
Spaceball, which is losing its atmosphere.
Cost: 100 Spacebucks on planet Spaceball, 1 Spacebuck everywhere else
Pre-production Copy of Spaceballs: The Movie
Effect: See Below
Cost: 12 Spacebucks
Rental: 4 Spacebucks
Skills
Vulcan Neck Pinch
Strength Skill
Effect: This allows the player to do stun damage to another person by
firmly gripping the base of the neck and pinching, a la Spock on Star Trek.
The attacker does skill level stun damage.
Ricochet Shots
Dexterity Skill
Effect: This allows players to deflect Spaceball laser weapon shots through
convenient media, like a pipe to cause the shots to curve or a mirror to
deflect the shot. This is rolled in place of dodge for energy weapons.
Other
Stunt Doubles
Since Spaceballs is, above all a movie, the actors(your PCs) all have stunt
doubles to do the dangerous stunts. These are usually not noticed in the
long run, but can be used to the hero's advantage. The heros can use their
stunt doubles to avoid being captured via a dangerous trap. All they have
to do is say that it was their doubles that were trapped, not them. Stunt
doubles are real, however, and if they are ever captured or killed, the
players have to do things themselves. New stunt doubles can be hired for
2000 Spacebucks.
Camera Crews
At the GM's discretion, the PCs can interact with the cameramen filming the
movie. If the GM wishes it, a missed shot can kill one of the hapless
dopes.
The Movie on Tape
Any time the players are stuck, they can figure out roughly what they're
supposed to do if they find an advance copy of Spaceballs: The Movie.
Quick Planet Overviews
Druidia: A small but beautiful world with tall mountains, green valleys,
and placid lakes. A 20D Strength Death Star scale air shield protects the
planet. It is ruled by King Roland.
Vega: A desolate desert world, home of the all powerful know-it-all,
Yougurt. It is inhabited by Dink-dinks, small merchandising geniuses.
Spaceball: A world with a problem. The atmosphere of the planet is slowly
disappearing(it is now Type II), and the inhabitants are desperately
searching for more air. Ball-shaped building dot the many cities of the
planet.
Earth: They blew it up! They blew it all up! Damn you, damn you all to
Hell! Sorry about that. Earth is a desolate little blue-green wasteland
in the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy, and is
inhabited by strange apemen.
Eric Lee Cline (elclin0@pop.uky.edu)
How about trying a handful of new mint-flavor Palpatines for that bad
breath?
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