It has been a harrowing day, I having been captured by the Daleks and subjected to hour after hour of their cruel torture.

I held my breath and pressed my body against the wall as they crept ever closer.

If they find me, I shall once again be partnered off and forced to participate in their SQUARE DANCE MARATHON! The humanity!



When I say run, RUN.

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