Things that make you go Hmmmmm
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Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives ?


If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter ?


If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from ?


When a cow laughs, does milk come up its nose ?


Why do they put braille on number pads of the drive up bank teller machines ?


How did a fool and his money ever get together to begin with ?


If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan ?


How do they get deer to cross the road in front of that little yellow sign ?


If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them ?


What is another word for thesaurus ?


Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections ?


What do they use to ship styrofoam ?


Why is abbreviaton such a long word ?


Why is there an expiration date on sour cream ?


Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets ?


How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes ?


Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny ?


Does virgin wool come from sheep that the shepard hasn't caught yet ?


When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn ?


Does fuzzy logic tickle ?


Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs ?


Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics ?


Why do they call it a TV set if you only get one ?


If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer ?


What was the best thing before sliced bread ?


Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle ?


Can fat people go skinny dipping ?


Is it possible to be totally partial ?


If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success ?


If the funeral procession is at night, do they drive with their lights off ?


If a Stealth bomber crashes in the forest, will it make a sound ?


If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent ?


If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages ?


When it rains, how come sheep don't shrink ?


Should vegetarians eat animal crackers ?


Do cemetary workers prefer the graveyard shift ?


Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites ?


Why do they call it a hot water heater ?