Kroger Stupid FAQ

..or why..why..

**My friend Jamie and I compiled this one day at work on a particularly slow day when people were just asking the stupidest questions.. you know the types with the neon answers?... Enjoy!!!

Question #1 *What the hell is a tater?

Question #2 *Can you read EXPRESS?

Question #3 *I have 17 items, can I come through express?

Question #4 *Do I have too much?

Question #5 *Are you express?

Question #6 *Can you say "hello"?

Question #7 *Can Ah borry yer ank peyen?

Question #8 *Do you sell ice?

Question #9 *What the hell is barry?

Question #10 *What the hell is a pinny?

Question #11 *Can I go home now?

Question #12 *Have any credit cards?

Question #13 *Do you work here?

Question #14 *Can I cash this check here?

Question #15 *Are you cash only

Question #16 *Can I use this buggy

Question #17

Question #18 *Can I write this check over?

Question #19 *Can I take my break now?

Question #20 *Can I use this coupon?

Question #21 *Can you teach me about tomorrow with all this pain and sorrow running free?? *** Ok so we saw Hootie and the Blowfish And it's also a very good song for work

Question #22 *Is this my buggy with the groceries in it?

Question #23 *Can you throw this away for me?

Question # 24 *Is there an ATM in here?

Question # 25 *Can you wait while I get something?

Question #26 *What isle are the batteries on?

Question #27 *Where is the bathroom?

Question #28 *What is my total?

Question #29 *Do you have paper?

Question #30 *Where would I find a manager?

Question #31 *Wasn't that on sale?

Question #32 *Can I get someone in video?

Question #33 *Where is the payphone?

Question #34 ^ *When do you close?

Question #35 ^ *Where is Wal-Mart

Question #36 *Are you open?

Question #37 *Where is a liquor store

Question #38 *Are you getting ready to close?

Question #39 *What is today?

Question #40 *Where are the cigarette lighters?

Question #41 *Do you have anymore of ...?

Question #42 *Where are the ...?

Question #43 *Can you scan this here?

Question #45 *How much does this cost?

Question #46 *Do you know when the bank closes/opens?

Question #47 *Do you need this stuff on the bottom?

Question #48 *Did I give you enough money?

Question #49 *Will you put this back for me?

Question #50 *Did you take my coupons off?

Question #51 *Is this an express line?

Question #51 *What time is it?

Question #52 *Can I write my check for over?

Question #53 *Do you seel stamps?

Question #54 *How do I do this charge card?

Question #54 *Can I leave this here for a minute?

Question #55 *Do you print checks?

Question #56 *Do you have sacs for ice cream?

Question #57 *Can I give you the change?

Question #58 *Do you need to see my driver's lisence?

Question #59 *What do I need to do to get the coupons?

Question #60 *What was the number on that check?

Question #61 *Did you get everything off the bottom? -or- Did you get dem der taters off the bottom?

Question #62 *Can you get someone to carry this out?

Question #63 *Will you keep all the cold stuff together?

Question #64 *Is it too late to add this on?

Question #65 *Do you have any cold drinks?

Question #66 *Can you tell me where I can get a rain check?

Question #67 *Can you call for someone to get me some ciggarettes

Question #68 *Is there some one working in video?

Question #69 *What the hell is a kewpun?

Question #70 *Do you have film developement?

Question #71 *Where can I rent a carpet cleaner?

Question #72 *Can i put this in my purse?

Question #73 *Who is supervising?

Question #74 *Can you weigh this salad

Question #75 *Why did they both ring up if it's buy one get one free?

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