The Final Scene in Scream 2 done all over again.

This is the last scene done all over by me to show how stupid killers can be some times.

Sidney: Mickey I can't believe that it is you!

Mickey: Don't forget my assistant Derek. I mean can you be any fucking stupider to not be able to tell that this tight ass pussy was my assistant.

Derek: What the fuck are you talking about I didn't have anything to do with this Sid you gotta believe me.

Mickey: Oh is Sid remembering about her last boyfriend BILLY!! Hey Derek I told you that you kinda reminded me of him.

Derek: Fuck you asshole where the fuck do you get this shit. Sid you gotta believe me. I am going to kill you! I am going to fucking kill you!!!

(Mickey aims the gun and shoots Derek)

Mickey: Oh poor Derek I mean look at him he's too much of a fucking pussy to be a killer. I mean JESUS Sid he was going to be a Gondacolligist. I mean maybe your mom wouldn't have liked that if you had one.

Sidney: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

Mickey: NO fuck you Sid! Did Billy let you talk to him that way?

Sidney: Billy was a sick fuck who had group orgies with his mom and dad.

Mickey: Whoa really Mrs. Loomis didn't tell me about that! Oh shit.

Sidney: Did you say Mrs. Loomis didn't tell you about that?

Mickey: OH FUCK!!!! Well COME ON OUT!!!

Sidney: Mrs. Loomis?!?!?!?

Gale: Mrs. Loomis? But how you dont look anything like your pictures.

Mrs. Loomis: Well actually Gale I'm really a man. I know that you are you can tell me come on.

Gale: Fuck you!!!!

Mrs. Loomis: Oh was that a negative comment towards me?

(All of a sudden another ghost face comes out and shoots Mrs. Loomis and Mickey)

Ghost Face # 1: Who the fuck were those people?

Ghost Face # 2: I think they were the killers??

Gale & Sidney: If they were the killers then who the hell are you two??

Ghost Face # 2: Uh well I guess that were the other killers.

Sidney: Man are you two fucking retards.

( Ghost Face # 1 aims the gun at Sidney and shoots her in the head)

Ghost Face # 1: Thats for all those fucking phone calls at night when I was trying to sleep.

Gale: OH MY GOD!!! HAILY????

(Haily takes off her mask)

Haily: Man was I sick of her.

Gale: Well then who are you?

(Ghost Face # 2 takes off his mask)

Gale: Dewy????

Dewy: Thats Dwight you bitch.

Gale: I knew that it was you thats the only reason that you came here.

Dewy: Uh no! I uh came here to get rid of my virginity.

Gale: Didn't fucking your dad count?

Dewy: I asked my psychiatrist that and he said it doesn't count but hey wait what the hell you are getting off track.

Haily: I should have never picked you to be my assistant killer.

Dewy: Hey just leave me alone.

(Just then out of the speakers comes the theme from Indiana Jones)

Haily: What the fuck is going on here?

Dewy: Duh its Indiana Jones Dummy.

(Just then a man dressed in an Indiana Jones hat, shirt, and with a whip flies down to the stage)

Gale: Cotton?

Cotton: Thats Indiana. What the fuck is this??

Gale: Meet the killers Dewy and Haily she was Sid's roommate.

Cotton: And who are they? SID?!?!?!

Gale: Those are the other two killers and Sid these two were stupid to figure this out.

(Dewy starts to cry)

Haily: Will you stop this shit!

Dewy: Hey I am very emotional.

Haily: I said stop!!!!

Dewy: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

(Haily then shoots Dewy)

Haily: Thats what I get for picking you!

(Then all of a sudden you hear a voice from the corner.)

Mysterious Voice: Hey stop right there!

Gale:Who is that?

Haily: Come out or I will kill you.

Mysterious voice: I dont think so.

(The person pulls out a machine gun and accidentally shoots Cotton in both knee caps)

Haily: Thanks you put him off for a while

Mysterious voice: OH FUCK!!!!

Gale: Good job shit head.

Mysterious voice: I am sick of this shit here I come.

(Just then Randy runs up on the stage)

Gale: I thought that Mrs. Loomis killed you.

Randy: No see I was ready this time and I had this suit that repels knives and that spits out red stuff.

Gale: Hey pretty good idea.

Haily: Shut up you two!

Gale:What the fuck are we doing she only has a knife lets fucking kill her.

(Randy and Gale then jump Haily and kill her)

Cotton: Can you two please fucking help me.

(Gale and Randy help Cotton up and take him outside where the police are)

Cotton: Why the fuck did it take you so long?

Cop: Uh we were at Dunkin Donuts.

Cotton: Oh I understand.

(The cops then take Cotton to the hospital and leave Gale and Randy alone)

Randy: So what do you want to do now?

Gale: Before some other idiots start this shit again?

Randy: Ya.

Gale: I don't know you wanna go back to my news van and fuck each other.

Randy: Sounds good to me.

THE END