Deluded lard asses. There's no human being more worthless, apart from maybe a gay midget deluded lard ass communist heathen. You know the kind of people I speak of. They are the people who "speed walk" because their knees would snap if they dared to trot. They are the people who drink Diet Coke like water because they think it will act as a weight loss drug when used to wash down a bacon double cheeseburger and large fries. They are the people who park in the gimpy parking spots because they are too fat to walk the extra 20 feet into the store. They are the people who flood the government with employment applications because they are almost assured of employment by an overly-sympathetic bureaucracy.

These people are the dregs of society. And this is my admittedly hate-filled spiel.

Now there is something to be said for gluttony being genetic. I'll admit at least that much. But there's a difference between being "big-boned" or beer-bellied and tipping the scales at 300 pounds plus. In short, the people who are so fat that they could Eat Willy do nothing but eat and vote for Democrats. That's a waste of food and a wasted vote.

Instead, I propose the following. Because these people basically do nothing apart from pollute our air with excess methane, I propose that they-- much like the cow and pig-- be slaughtered and packaged for consumption for the starving desert coyote population. As a gesture of goodwill, we could send some leftovers to the starving children of North Korea. That's about as nice as we could ever be to a bunch of commies, and it would improve our standing with coyotes.

Makes sense to me. And I bet that even those wimps at PETA would jump on the bandwagon.