There is a bus near Preston town

   (to the tune of 'House of the Rising Sun')

      There is a bus near Preston town,
        And it's caught in a traffic jam,
      It's going very slow, and I should know,
        'Cos that is where I am.

      We took a turning to the left,
        It gained us half a mile,
      We tried again, and failed, but then,
        At least we failed in style.


          - INSTRUMENTAL VERSE -


      We talked to girls who were behind,
        We talked for very long.
      The conversation got quite dull, 
        And so we wrote this song.

                   - Dan Hodgson, Steve Prior
                      & a bus load of helpers

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by Andy Abel - arabel@iee.org