NaQ

An NAQ is a Never Asked Questions page. This page is the receptacle where you stick all the queries and questions that you think nobody's ever asked or answered before. Here are some samples of what you might ask.


What is an NAQ?

An NAQ is a question that has never been asked before.


Why does nobody ever send in any NAQs?

I have no idea.


Why isn't the world ruled by a dromedarian tonsorial artist?

Because I suspect that there are very few dromedarian tonsorial artists, if any at all.


If a question is on this page, then it is not an NAQ, coz it's been asked. How do you explain that?

Erm. . . Don't be so literal, will you!


Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

Max.


Why is Max wasting his time doing his page when he could be sleeping?

Max has a strange masochistic streak in him that makes him want to help people by extending their knowledge with this page.


Why did Max change the whole look of his page?

Because he isn't afraid of anyone (sorry, there's a Maltese expression that goes. . . ghax ma nibzax minnek. Literally translated it means coz I'm not afraid of you. It is used when people ask questions like - Why are you wearing that shirt? And - Why is the Pope Catholic? in which case it would be ghax ma jibzax minnek, coz he's not afraid of you.)


Have you got any NAQ's?

If you do, then mail them to radioshk@mbox.vol.net.mt. You'll get your name and email address published next to them, if you want to.